PL Race Meetings I, II, III, IV, V & VI & all the shenanigans that happened!

[meatman]

@ Valiant

[morlspin]

Just got back after 90 mins of sleep last night

pissed still, need to be sick, and ive gotta be at the casino in newcastle in 90 mins.....what a weekend, and great meeting all the rabble who i aint seen before, top bunch of lads

Aliando and I split the 1st place in the poker after getting shitfaced and couldnt see properly

OH.......SPARTI....OUR SLAVAKIAN FRIEND.......HE THOUGHT HE WAS HERE FOR 2 MONTHS..AND PAUL ROSS WAS GONNA GIVE HIM A JOB....HE ONLY HAS 30 QUID ON HIM, NO RETURN FLIGHT AND IS CURRENTLY WITH LEEDS METROPOLITAIN RAIL POLICE TO SORT HIMSELF A ROOM FOR THE NIGHT!

[Carl]

Im fooking battered.

Just got out the pub now and Im pisseds again.


Top lads everyone

love you all


1st,
gets to hotel dave and gripper fell out the life/elevator with jeffers behind saying he's hurt his foot.
the fooker was pointing due west
swollen to fook.
dave and gripper were pissed as fook at 10am .

Me tez and russ went to a pub 3stellas later back to hotel for coach ride.

Races:

Fooking hell my head hurst
all you lot wanted was winners, I gave you the Amber valley 3rd at 12's
winnner in the next but shit price so I left it.

next couple of races I was battered, the pressure was getting me honst I was in bits trying to sort you lot out.

ended up coll damage at 8's and frankie in the last at 13/2.

about £350 back all in all.

poker night - bluffed myself into the final table (sorry sam )

went all in cus I wanted a break and some more.

that poor girl god bless did all the running so we chipped in £70 tip for her thanks everyone.

sorry for sneaking off to bed at 1.30am but iwas knackered and pissed.


top time love you all , Ill post more when im sober.

ps, Ive never laughed so much in my life.

[sensibleboy]

Glad you all enjoyed it lads. Sounds like some laugh.

[Punto83]

Originally Posted by morlspin

OH.......SPARTI....OUR SLAVAKIAN FRIEND.......HE THOUGHT HE WAS HERE FOR 2 MONTHS..AND PAUL ROSS WAS GONNA GIVE HIM A JOB....HE ONLY HAS 30 QUID ON HIM, NO RETURN FLIGHT AND IS CURRENTLY WITH LEEDS METROPOLITAIN RAIL POLICE TO SORT HIMSELF A ROOM FOR THE NIGHT!

Good god!

[AK1979]

OH.......SPARTI....OUR SLAVAKIAN FRIEND.......HE THOUGHT HE WAS HERE FOR 2 MONTHS..AND PAUL ROSS WAS GONNA GIVE HIM A JOB....HE ONLY HAS 30 QUID ON HIM, NO RETURN FLIGHT AND IS CURRENTLY WITH LEEDS METROPOLITAIN RAIL POLICE TO SORT HIMSELF A ROOM FOR THE NIGHT!

I cant wipe the smile off my face after reading that - you couldnt make it up - absolutely brilliant!

How the fcuk do you explain that to the police??

Hope your foots feeling better Jeffers!

[gripper]

Originally Posted by bowles10

Great to hear that Meatman , glad everyone had a great time & only 1 injury to speak of.

who paid gripper to nobble Jeffers???? thats the question

its lucky it wasnt big gaz

lol

how do u like your 1 shoe

[Punto83]

Haha, Uri Gellar looked bewildered by it all anyway, how could he get his wires so crossed?

He looked to be enjoying the

[Valiant23]

Where to start?

As we turned up at the hotel, Paul was in the lobby with our first surprise, "Fcuk me, he's here. He's only gone and bloody turned up!"

"Who."

"Sparti."



Thursday was (for us at least) a quiet night, with just a few pints, although I had my very first ever Tequila slammer, which went straight to my right arm and completely wrecked my bowling. I reckon it was a cunning ploy by P.Ross to nobble me.

Had a good time finally meeting the new <strike>victims</strike> blood to these PL racedays, such as Kev's Hat (and some guy underneath him going by the name of Kev). Galtronix, who I think has a great poker face that is much better suited to the online game. Chala, who does very well considering the disadvantages in his life (he's a Bristol City fan). Aliando, who manages to find the scariest avatars available which still don't prepare you for the scary reality. He only ever did well at bowling when he was allowed to keep his improvised drinks holder as he bowled (which was to most people a bowling shoe). Morlspins' Ma and Pa, Robbie and Pauline. Two of the nicest people you could wish to meet, Pauline in particular made sure that no 'funny business' was allowed to get in the way of her team's progress. I am extremely confident that BigGaz had finally met his match. Robbie is someone who I look forward to meeting again, and I was very lucky to be sat next to him in the poker tourney. Laidbackbloke? How laid back? Nothing, nothing ever seems to bother this man, who always had a funny comment, and a smile on his face. He isn't a 'slow typing punter' imo, it just takes him so long to decide whether its worth typing anything that the moment has gone by the time he makes his mind up.

Highlight of bowling was turning round to see a bowling ball slowly rolling backwards towards Paul Ross!!! and Kotp getting a turkey (3 strikes in a row), when he was so drunk he could hardly stand.

Bliss!

Originally Posted by gripper

lol

how do u like your 1 shoe

[PAULM03]

Unbelievable time, and how prophetic is Andy's comment about Sparti picking cauliflowers in Norfolk

Thanks to Tez for the winners (again)

And thanks to everyone at breakfast this morning for giving me probably the funniest 2 hours of my life. You're a set of fcuking loons, the lot of you, but I love you

Great time with great people, every single one of you. Look forward to seeing you all again next time.

[Big Gaz]

jesus..where do i start...

wed - me kopt,gripper & jeffers sitting in o,neils in finchley watching cl final,,i had backed Barca,jeffers is a Man utd fan & when Barca scored we went ballistic in a pub full of gooner fans shit,game fininshed made a quick sharp exit heading into a turkish beer shop clearing shelfs of all peroni stock whilst gripper lifts a 24 pack of carlsberg onto his shoulder ching..ching £££50 quid. whilst this was happening i was smashed out my tits in a chicken fast food shop across the road apparently emptying the ovens of anything edible.

thurs - train from london to york ,met up with PR,brian and kevshat,boarded train got comfy in the "QUIET" compartment where 1 guy shit himself as we all marched in carring poker case & ,where gripper handed Mr Paul Ross his ass on a plate arrived at hotel to find our slovac friend - more to follow on him.. there as we all checked in,got pissed at hardrock cafe before heading to the bowling..omg wot a piss up..aliando carrying 1 shoe in his left hand with his drink inside the shoe being constantly threatened by the security man..Mr V totally off his tits because he had tequilla gripper & kotp chasing each other around like a big pair of fcuking fairies Mr Ross yet again diddling the teams trying to win but still failed back to hotel and the games continued Grip the Sumo frogsplashed Jeffers breaking his ankle in the process however jeffers decided to stay and drink thinking he had sprained his ankle till the following morning & the drink had wore off .

fri - off to york ,,wot a day,,raped the bookies again 1st bet £10 straight forecast and it just got better from then on..4 winners & 1 ew.. cant complain,yet again we found Tez & Carl on fine form late into the afternoon.Back to hotel for Poker night oooiiirrrittteeeeee finished in top 20 not bad considering i dont play..well done to aliando great couple days...usual suspects & some new faces..Miss Denmark (penelope) brillant laugh,,aliando,chala,russ p,laidbackbloke,morlspin and everyone esle was a pleasure..

************************************************** ****
now onto our slovac asylum seeker,,, apparently he picked up the thread & comments all wrong as his english was very limited,he arrived thinking he was here for 2 months leaving his kids & wife back home,this was brought to our attention as we all headed homeward bound,we tried our best but due to language barriers it was pointless,we got him number of slovenia embassy & he was last seen heading towards the transport police office .

when i arrived in preston with gripper waiting on my train home i removed my caller id from my mobile & called Paul Ross on his mobile claimimg to be Gregor Tomaski from the Sloviakan Embassy and stating the had offered work & asylum to stefan.. after some mumbling & panicked words he hung up


BRILLANT 3 DAYS,BRILLANT PEOPLE,BRILLANT LAUGH

WHENS THE NEXT ONE ??

[Valiant23]

How the fook do you get soooooooo wrecked yet fookin remember all of that ya bassa!!!!!

when i arrived in preston with gripper waiting on my train home i removed my caller id from my mobile & called Paul Ross on his mobile claimimg to be Gregor Tomaski from the Sloviakan Embassy and stating the had offered work & asylum to stefan.. after some mumbling & panicked words he hung up

I'm in bits here!

[Big Gaz]

Originally Posted by Valiant23

How the fook do you get soooooooo wrecked yet fookin remember all of that ya bassa!!!!!


I'm in bits here!

Cos we scots can handle our plus i dont get hangovers & got a memory like a elephant - no fcuking comebacks on that either

still pissing meself laughing at phone-call to Paul

[mowgli77]

Sparti is a legend. Next time your in Leeds you'll see him serving you in McDonalds saying
"DO YOU WANT TO GO LARGE?". I don't know if to feel sorry for him or just laugh my head off.

[mowgli77]

MISSING

Slovakian child murderer on the run, last seen in Leeds

Any info contact your local police station

[Big Gaz]

Originally Posted by mowgli77

MISSING

Slovakian child murderer on the run, last seen in Leeds

Any info contact your local police station

Fcuking brillant,,but really feel for the guy,,come to another country for 2 days of mindblowing stupidity,then be left in leeds station with fcuk all to ure name, i did suggest he go to jeffers place as a home help while he,s on the mend but strangley enough by the time we got to the station in a separate taxi..jeffers had set a new commonwealth record in the 1 footed 2 crutches event and was long gone.

[jeffers]

Madness.

What a weekend, went to Leeds with 2 legs, come back with 1

Absolutely fcuked atm, will come back to this thread when I can see straight, but I second everything said about it being one of the funniest 3 days ever.

[ksportz]

OH MY GOD ... What a night ... don't know where to start... Arrived @ hotel around 6pm and was confronted by a crazed-eyed Brummie in reception filling his face with Kebab. Was pleased to make a mental note that I'd probable met the drunkest person before the night started... HOW WRONG I WAS.

Stepped out of the lift at around 7pm and crazed-eyed Brummie had self-replicated himself many times over.. Tables littered with empties.. Bodies with fresh plaster casts strewn over couches.

My initial awe at the carnage was quickly replaced with warm welcomes by all and I can honestly say to a man / woman all were v.friendly and a great laugh.

Great night of Poker ensued and managed to blow my stack in one too many STT's.

Retired around 5am hardly able to speak and grabbed 4 hours kip before stumbling down for breakfast. At this point had a curious feeling that I had entered the Total Perspective Vortex as the breakfast table contained the same faces I left @ 5am. Slowly it dawned on me that these people where all wearing the same clothes.... The breakfast tabel was awash with the remains of Full English Breakfasts intermingled with empty Budweiser bottles !!! These hard core guys had drunk straight through !!!!

F*ck knows how they were going to psyche up for another night in Newcastle.

Big shout to Paul Ross.. What an amazing night.. Thanks , and I can't wait for the next bash.

Mike

[gripper]

Well where do i begin..........


Wednesday

Got the plane to jeffers had a nightmare with the tubes , Arrived at jeffers hit the beers and waited 4 Kotp,Big Gaz. all arrived on time ish but then we was got to play golf orderd a taxi then the taxi arrived got in it on the way to golf the taxi driver says your in the wroong taxi we said oh fcuk it just take us he said no so we had a free drive round the block . Got back to jeffers and went out for a meal and beers to watch the cl final got hammered the went to the shop to get beers and gaz went over the road to get chicken and come out we 2 bags full , i dropped the beers on the way back , got back to jeffers and me and kotp had a sumo wrestle in the living room then jeffers decided to rub chicken wings in my face so then we had a chicken fight. Then we had a shower but not together then jeffers fell in the bathroom on the wet floor right on his ass was very close to not killing his self but was very funny , at the end of all the what a cracking start.


Thursday

Started very well with us on the beers as soon as we got up which was 8:30am lol, went for breakfast was very nice. Arrived at kings cross meet mr ross kev and brian there, On the trian down there playing poker what a laugh also a very good game up and down with the 2 finalist which was my self and mr ross but the true winner was my self (How do u like your short stack). Arrived in leeds got to the hotel meet some people (very sorry not good with names) all went well went for beers got hammered again with the tequila's 15 each. Went back to the hotel bar ended up with about 6 people left at the end of the night me, kotp, jeffers,Aliandosome other guy but forgot his name but what a top guy and morlspin. Was drinking very heavy me and kotp eat a flower then i think me and jeffers was messing about and i landed on his leg he said oh no but then said its nothing.



Friday

Walk up in the morning very very pissed went to jeffers room, got kopt up 2, jeffers said my ankle is broke had a look at it we said we are going to the hospital so we did, got there went in 1 off the rooms kotp was being his self (got a video and pic but put them on later) then me and kopt got kicked out (how do u like your eggs). Went 2 york didn't have a good time on the coach again but what a good day we all had many thanks to carl and tez both who are class blokes. I was on the pop cuz i was not good, very ill, got on the coach on the way back and what another nightmare i had was going to be sick .
Started the poker at 9pm sat next to jeffers he went allin with AQ i called him with K10 i win (How do u like your short stack) couple of hands later out he goes 1 down 2 2 go. Got move onto mr ross and kopt who i was planning on taking out of the game and what happened out got mr ross thats twice in 2 day i kick his ass lol didn't get kotp went on a different table . But had a good game ended coming 4 was on the pop all night very very ill but did well. My heart goes out to andy and poketlady 4 setting up all the poker and runnig it very well what a couple pitty i couln't bye to the then in the morning but i think i said it at night can't remember. Ended up going to bed at 2 am.

All heart goes out to Mr Ross with yet again getting a class meeting again.

Nice meeting every 1 from pl kotp jeffers big gaz mr ross matt andy and poketlady carl tez kev penelope aliando russ p morlspin and everyone esle was a pleasure..
like i said before cant remember all the names


Bring on the next meeting but don't forget don't break a leg (who's the 1 shoe over there who's the 1 shoe over there)

[gripper]

Here the pics for the 4 day bender



jeffers out cold by gaz



Kotp and my self at the pub watching cl final.



kotp and jeffers at the same place.