Ouch! - The Punters Lounge

WorkingForTheEnemy · 13-09-2005, 22:20

Quote:

PAINFUL TACKLE FOR PLAYER

A footballer had to have six stitches in his penis after it was ripped open in a tackle.

Chavdar Yankow, 21, sustained a three-inch gash playing for Hamburg 96 in Germany.

His shorts were "soaked with blood" but team doctors managed to patch Yankow up.

Amazingly, after the painful incident Yankow returned to the pitch and played on.

And the German went on to score in his side's 2-0 win over Frankfurt.

The bit in bold is the best part.

PAULM03 · 13-09-2005, 22:53

Just a glad he took his chance to score and didn't make a cock up.

mmmm, getting towards the time of year when I should get me coat out

Valiant23 · 13-09-2005, 23:17

What made me laugh most was his name.

Yankow-(pro. Yank off).

An egg-chasing mate of mine got stamped on in a ruck? once. His nutsack was split and he had stitches and PAINFUL swelling. Apparently he was a 'big' lad as well.

DeepBlueDevilFish · 14-09-2005, 00:07

A mate of mine got some weird virus many years ago now and one of his testicles swelled up to the size of a melon. It was a rare condition in fact and he had what seemed like to him hundreds of medical students trooping in to look at his bollocks.

13-09-2005, 22:53	#2 (permalink)
PAULM03 Sabbatical punter Join Date: 27 Nov 2000 Age: 29 Posts: 10,373	Re: Ouch! Just a glad he took his chance to score and didn't make a cock up. mmmm, getting towards the time of year when I should get me coat out

13-09-2005, 23:17	#3 (permalink)
Valiant23 Vienti Tres Join Date: 06 Aug 2005 Location: On the road Age: 40 Posts: 13,477	Re: Ouch! What made me laugh most was his name. Yankow-(pro. Yank off). An egg-chasing mate of mine got stamped on in a ruck? once. His nutsack was split and he had stitches and PAINFUL swelling. Apparently he was a 'big' lad as well. __________________ You can spend your time alone re digesting past regrets, Or you can come to terms and realize you're the only one who can forgive yourself. Makes much more sense to live in the present tense.

14-09-2005, 00:07	#4 (permalink)
DeepBlueDevilFish God Punter Join Date: 29 Apr 2003 Posts: 6,395 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	Re: Ouch! A mate of mine got some weird virus many years ago now and one of his testicles swelled up to the size of a melon. It was a rare condition in fact and he had what seemed like to him hundreds of medical students trooping in to look at his bollocks.

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