England - Denmark friendly next month

November 16th, Old Trafford.

Prepare for another invasion, boys...

da h, you seem to have spelt "3-0" i n v a s i o n.

just thought i'd point it out incase you want to edit your mistake

Considering your proud record in friendlies (Australia anyone...), I'd say we stand a pretty damn good chance, wouldnt you?

I can just see it now - Jorgensen dancing around Neville while Gronkjaer races away from Cole. Oh glory days.......

da h, you seem to have spelt "3-0" i n v a s i o n.

that was brilliant paulinho

Yeah, very droll....

Tell that to Gravesen and he'll make Beckham wish he was back in Turkey....

[Matt]

you coming over de han?

Probably not - too many Scotsmen around up there...

If I find some spare time and cash, however, it could be fun

Probably not - too many Scotsmen around up there

Manchester is too cold for us Scots, were more used to the tropical conditions over Hadrians Wall. We just like to portray our country as wet and windy to keep the English away, its actually like the Caribbean up here

"Word on the street" (aiiiyeee!) is that Scotland could actually be visiting Denmark in April as part of our Euro2004 build up Obviously if we get drawn in the same group as the Danes then that could be out the window though.

If its on I may have to make a visit to the land of Da Han

No, seriously, you'd be most welcome here of course

[Matt]

Im pretty sure that friendly wil go ahead Crowie

, think your right Matt.

Ahh well, a couple of days in Copenhagen admiring young blonde Scandanavian birds is better than a week or two in Portugal in the summer anyway. Plus the sweaty reek from 10,000 kilted Scotsmen in the Algarve sun would surely do something severe to the ozone layer

Ay....

There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman

And here's one for any of our French "friends"

Bonjourrr, you cheese eatin' surrender monkeys.

Get your haggis, right here! Chopped heart and lungs boiled in a wee sheep's stomach! Tastes as good as it sounds. Good for what ails ya!!

[Matt]

I love groundskeeper Willie as well, fantastic character.

anyone see the b-sharps episodes where he auditions for teh group and comes out with "downtown" and ends with with.........."will know ACH!......doon toon""

absolutely brilliant!

Aye, there is good few quotes from the brave Highlander, most involving him getting "greased up" or giving someone a mouthful

The quote regarding the French was actually "adopted" by a lot of American right wing media pundits at the time before the Iraq conflict kicked off and the French were objecting to it all. Even though I have nowt against the French myself, I have to admit I pissed myself at that one - Cheese eating surrender monkeys

Our squad:

Keepers:
Thomas Sørensen, Aston Villa
Peter Skov-Jensen, FC Midtjylland

Defense:
Thomas Gaardsøe, West Bromwich Albion
Thomas Helveg, Inter
René Henriksen, Panathinaikos
Niclas Jensen, Borussia Dortmund
Martin Laursen, Milan
Brian Priske, Genk

Midfield:
Thomas Gravesen, Everton
Claus Jensen, Charlton
Christian Poulsen, Schalke 04
Morten Wieghorst, Brøndby

Wingers:
Jesper Grønkjær, Chelsea
Martin Jørgensen, Udinese
Peter Løvenkrands, Rangers
Kenneth Perez, AZ 67 Alkmaar
Dennis Rommedahl, PSV Eindhoven

Attack:
Ebbe Sand, Schalke 04
Jon Dahl Tomasson, Milan
Peter Madsen, Bochum

[Matt]

Thomas Gaardsøe, West Bromwich Albion

jesus!

Emile Heskey, Liverpool FC

Jesus

[Matt]