El Hadj Diouf - filthy piece of shit

[PAULM03]

well i'm surprised twatting the ball into someones thigh when it's really wet and cold didn't get on there. Missing penalties and mullets are 2 other surprise ommisions.

[MickeyPaul]

Ooooof, that thigh one brought back some memories there Paul. Could have added a few of them for Timmy's 'pain' thread. True agony and far worse than spitting imo.

[Bruise Pristene]

Originally Posted by MickeyPaul

surely
Murder
Bumming a team mate
kiddie fiddling

should be on this list
football fans are very open minded!!

[dave]

bruise

[Winrew]

football fans are very open minded!!

[MickeyPaul]

Good point Bruise. Good point indeed.

[Carl]

disgusting.

[Matt]

pinching is one of the strikers best weapons on the pitch.


Ive lost count of the amount of times I pinched an opponents thighs on the field, when you had your back to goal and recieved ball to feet, a pinch in the thighs was a great move to hold them off and if you did it harder it was less likly they would want to get close to you again.

Its a dirty tactic but a great one as the ref can never see it.

[toshibakid]

Guys,El Hadji is just misunderstood.

[Carl]

I remember an interview once with Razor Ruddock and he said he used to look for players with short sleeves and pull the hairs on the arms of other players.

[Tommo]

I noticed you could also catch mumps from saliva and having suffered the old fat cheeks disease (Gett1nitus to give it it's medical name) as a child, I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

Although I've already confessed to being a spitter, I would like to make clear that I do not spit at people, either living or dead, although I reserve the right to spit at burglars, beggars, inquisitive children etc.

Mickey i was pissing myself at your posts then mate..........

[Big Andy]

me too Tommo

[all_funkt_up]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/years/1981/toys3.shtml

early footage of El Hadji in action - must have been in his school days