Who are the worst drivers?

[Cassius Marcellus]

Originally Posted by billy the punter

How can young people only have 2 votes?

Because there are a lot of young drivers on here.

They are the worst my a mile, blokes especially (although once older I'd say women are worse than men on average).

Blokes 17-20 tear about high speeds as they think it's cool.

Until they're dead.

18 should be the age at which you can start driving. How can you be allowed to drive but not drink/gamble? Unreal. I'd have it at 21 to be honest.

Two licenses to be obtained. License 1 limits you to 30 m.p.h. wherever you are, and you're not allowed on motorways. After a certain period of time, say 18 months, of accident and prosecution free driving, you get licence 2, enabling you to smash your car into a motorway bridge at 100 m.p.h. should you wish to do so.

I mean, what's the matter with these kids, driving about in their teens? They should be having a life, spending hours drinking, shagging or at Catford dogs. Like I was. Although not all at once.

Ahh, Catford. Memories of many trips through Blackwall Tunnel on a Saturday night, as I preferred it to Romford and The Stow, and shagging a bird in Bellingham. I can go as far back as Farmer Zora winning over 1,112 yards. I was young then, a mere embryo in the world of betting.

[billy the punter]

Yeah it made me who I was today!

I was running bets at such an early age - helped me ace GCSE maths I suppose. Like to see other 5th formers try and work out the fractions when having £300 on a 13/2 shot!

Then came poker, I used to play on a Thursday nite only at first, I was rumping this little bird from Orpington at the time. If the game was no good I'd try and lose quickly and rush around the bird's gaff.

I'd move ALL IN then.


(I still ain't learnt to drive)

[Cassius Marcellus]

Seldom used romantic lines

Billy to his bird - 'Can you drive?'

'Yes Billy.'

Drops strides in 10 seconds...

' I can't. Reverse on to this.'

[billy the punter]

Usually followed by a G&T in the face!

I used to ask that to a bird when chatting them up - if they dive I mean, have to get your priorities right.

[Cassius Marcellus]

Studying form at 3-30 a.m. Billy? Too late for me.

[Cassius Marcellus]

Originally Posted by billy the punter

Usually followed by a G&T in the face!

I used to ask that to a bird when chatting them up - if they dive I mean, have to get your priorities right.

[billy the punter]

Freudian slip mate. Or possibly a slip of the tongue....

[aliando]

here you go CM - evidence that younger drivers arent very good

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7816511.stm

[bartonbank]

On driving down from Oop North after New Years Day, something caught my eye in a car I passed but I didn't quite believe it. I slowed down and let the car overtake and then I overtook again.
This rather elderly woman was driving a car with quite a high facia and steering wheel in front of her. She had obviously been given a satnav at Shristmas and, like a dozy cow, had stuck it on top of the facia directly in front of her, as opposed to the side of it, and seemed to be paying more attention to the screen on it rather than the road!! In addition, so much of the chuffing road was obscured by the oversized screen on the satnav it was probably all she could see in any event!! We were on the A1M anyway....I mean, it's fcuking straight!!
Definitely an accident waiting to happen

[The Grim Reaper]

People over 90 - FACT

[Cassius Marcellus]

People under 100 (I.Q.) - fact.

[aliando]

just realised that "premiership footballers" arent an option on the poll

[aliando]

and my vote for women is sponsored by...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/8347164.stm

[Complyordie]

Originally Posted by Punto83

I tell you one thing that really annoys me, folk who insist on using the handbrake when your at a junction. I know it's how you should drive technically but for crying out loud, have the confidence to control the car with the clutch! We'd all get to where we want to go much quicker!

agreed - entirely pointless needless handbrake use - definately an old person thing to do.

[Darren]

The lot that drive through West London are shocking. I am taking a few golf balls out with me in future to launch at the cnuts who think a zebra crossing is fine to speed through no matter what point you happen to be on the crossing.

Back home in Larne no one knows how to use a roundabout - easy claim money if you want it. Here no driver seems to know what a zebra crossing is. Not such an easy claim as it might hurt a bit.

[Jimmy2shoes]

There is always going to be ''good and bad'' with female and male drivers, ive seen good and bad men drivers, and seen good and bad female drivers, old people are just going at their own pace, we all get old, so am not knocking it.

[ScottyXS]

Brilliant noone yet has voted for men to be the worst drivers

[wurzel133]

police drivers in dorset talk about do as i say not as i do most are bloody awful

[Alexgurv]

Usually women

Weve got some people driving 50 mph in a 55 in the left lane here holding up everyone that wants to pass. Makes me want to just ram them right off the road and laugh as they do a cartwheel with the car

[mowgli77]

I invite everyone on here to come drive round Bradford for a week or two and then tell me who are the worst drivers. You won't want to come back in a hurry.