Who are the worst drivers?

[Cassius Marcellus]

Originally Posted by gazza271

I had a chase with a stolen Golf GTI down the A13 a few months ago and at times it got up to 130mph and in the end we were called off and had to let him go simply because of the danger to other road users.

Other road users on the A13 are only Essex Chavs. Should have clipped his back end and swung him off the road imo, or lobbed stingers right across all 3 lanes, and pay for new tyres for innocent motorists from the fines on the guilty driver.

Failing that, shoot him.

[aliando]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7560802.stm


theres footage there of a car crashing through the front doors of a small supermarket.

Its not clear what caused the crash.

y'see, to me it looks VERY clear what caused the crash - watch what gets out of the drivers side door!!

[Winner4Me]

Well i would have to say men (boy's) 17-25 tbh.

Thing is they pass the test and everything they were taught goes out the window. (I know i was one of them and i paid the price), free holiday on behalf of the queen.(No i didnt kill anyone thankgod, mainly racing the police which clocked up 32 driving offences. Took em 3 months to catch me? (but they knew where i lived?).Think they just liked the high speed chases tbh......Anyway
Totally changed me,and now i drive more sensible,and dont even speed at all. My licence and my life is worth more than that cheap thrill of speed.

If you want to stop the speeders?

Take out the airbags and replace them with 2ft metal spike that shoot's out from the steering wheel,,, that'l stop em.

Chavs that go round and round the towns... How sad. with the music blaring out. Place stinger out if they go round more than twice.
Impound the car.

Over 60. Retake your test. Full medical & fitness exam by the army.

Women. Who put make up on whist driving..Same penalty should apply as using a mobile phone whist driving.

Ethnic minority:- Do these people have a licence to drive. The amount of police stop things on telly they never have one...

Special trades :- law to themselves. taxis cut you up. delivery drivers park anywhere. Wheel clamps sound good, for more than 10 mins parked in one spot.

Oh and if there is an accident that is caused by speeding, then the person whos fault it is should be made to pay the bill for all of the emergency services.Save tax payers money.

Thats my 10 cent's worth.

[AJ]

Chinese people, think most of them got their driving license out of a box of cornflakes.

[Cassius Marcellus]

How not to lose your license.

Become a farmer

http://www.fenlandcitizen.co.uk/news...BAN.4420182.jp

If the work is physically demanding, this means he's fit, and if he only lives 3 miles away, why can't he fcuking walk there.

There's a 'bung' gone in here somewhere imo.

[PAULM03]

Originally Posted by Cassius Marcellus

How not to lose your license.

Become a farmer

http://www.fenlandcitizen.co.uk/news...BAN.4420182.jp

If the work is physically demanding, this means he's fit, and if he only lives 3 miles away, why can't he fcuking walk there.

There's a 'bung' gone in here somewhere imo.

Farmer? More like rich local landowner, most likely doing funny handshakes with the magistrate.

[mowgli77]

Nissan Micra Drivers - These cnuts should have been drown at birth, it seems to be mainly pensioners that drive them but every time I get stuck behind one they are always going 10mph under the speed limit, there is a queue of traffic behind them and they are just as likely to cause accidents as someone going 10mph over the speed limit as everyone tries to overtake them.

[i'm lucky]

Originally Posted by Punto83

I tell you one thing that really annoys me, folk who insist on using the handbrake when your at a junction. I know it's how you should drive technically but for crying out loud, have the confidence to control the car with the clutch! We'd all get to where we want to go much quicker!

I always apply my handbrake.I've been hit from behind when I didn't and wouldn't want to go through that again.At least if you have applied it and you get hit the impact isn't so bad.

[Cassius Marcellus]

Originally Posted by mowgli77

Nissan Micra Drivers - These cnuts should have been drown at birth, it seems to be mainly pensioners that drive them but every time I get stuck behind one they are always going 10mph under the speed limit, there is a queue of traffic behind them and they are just as likely to cause accidents as someone going 10mph over the speed limit as everyone tries to overtake them.

Mrc CM drives a Nissan Micra and I taught her to drive. So there's nothing wrong there.

Sticks to speed limits and has no present penalty points. Got done for jumping a red light at some road works on the A13 about 12 years ago. The only junction was on the left, and there was nothing there. Unluckily for her the car behind was a a plain plodmobile

[mowgli77]

Originally Posted by Cassius Marcellus

Mrc CM drives a Nissan Micra and I taught her to drive. So there's nothing wrong there.

Sticks to speed limits and has no present penalty points. Got done for jumping a red light at some road works on the A13 about 12 years ago. The only junction was on the left, and there was nothing there. Unluckily for her the car behind was a a plain plodmobile

It might also be a bit of a Bradford thing, the older Asian ladies seem to have a liking for Micras, I'm sure the other Bradfordians on here will probably have a similar hatred of Micra drivers if they've ever been stuck behind one. Saying that I don't really like 4X4 drivers either, think they own the fcuking road.

[aliando]

Originally Posted by i'm lucky

I always apply my handbrake.I've been hit from behind when I didn't and wouldn't want to go through that again.At least if you have applied it and you get hit the impact isn't so bad.

i have to admit having a little giggle to myself when i read this given your username

[Cassius Marcellus]

Many years ago (don't know if Gazza was a policeman then, or he'd confirm it) but before Beckton Flyover was built, as you approached the junction from Barking there's a rise in the ground, and you couldn't actually see the traffic lights as you approached it.

One night there were a few cars parked at the lights when a non-local came flying over the hill well in excess of the speed limit. He slammed his anchors on when he saw the red light but it was too late, he hit the car in front which hit the car in front of him, who had no handbrake on, and pushed it out across the junction, only for a Tate and Lyle sugar tanker heading to Silvertown to smash it across the road. All occupants died, and she was pregnant.

Maybe, just maybe, if the handrake was on, it wouldn't have got shoved out far enough to get hit by the tanker.

[aliando]

richard brunstrom may have found a pen pal!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7637811.stm

[aliando]

a positive for the girlies

Driving in the snow

[Mr Intensity]

[aliando]

Driving to the office this morning on the motorway, I
looked over to my right and there was a woman in a
brand new BMW doing 90 miles per hour with her face
up close to her rear view mirror putting on her
eyeliner!


I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I
looked back she was halfway over in my lane still
working on that makeup!!

It scared me so much that I dropped my
electric shaver, which, knocked the bacon roll out of
my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to
straighten out the car using my knees against the
steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear,
which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it
to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE ROUND TWINS,
causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette
out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN
IMPORTANT CALL.

BLOODY WOMEN DRIVERS !!!!!!

[ubermonkey1]

hmm the portuguese and slovakians should get a mention

had some interesting cab rides in both countrys,slovakia was very scary indeed .
two cabs racing each other in a snowstorm doing about 90,they were fooking mentaleven had the driver who picked us up from the airport fined by the police on the way to our hotel

[billy the punter]

How can young people only have 2 votes?

They are the worst my a mile, blokes especially (although once older I'd say women are worse than men on average).

Blokes 17-20 tear about high speeds as they think it's cool.

18 should be the age at which you can start driving. How can you be allowed to drive but not drink/gamble? Unreal. I'd have it at 21 to be honest.

I mean, what's the matter with these kids, driving about in their teens? They should be having a life, spending hours drinking, shagging or at Catford dogs. Like I was. Although not all at once.

[gazza]

Originally Posted by billy the punter

Blokes 17-20 tear about high speeds as they think it's cool.

.

Monday night was Eid and all the young Asian lads hire out flash motors and all night long bomb around in top of the range BMW's,Merc's Range Rovers,Q8's etc etc.

We got a call to a car smashed into railings, turned up and there was an 08 plate BMW 5 series. Totally mullered. 5 lads, oldest 20. 30mph limit and looks like he was doing at least 60mph, fcuking lucky no one was on the crossing where he stacked it. Car was a write off......

So he gets stuck on and we look at his hire agreement..............











10 grand excess : lol




He had forgotten all about that in his daze so obviously I thought it ought to be pointed out to him

[Mr Intensity]

Nice