When will I ever learn.....

[Carl]

Had the usual skin full last night and after the football decided to order out instead of making anything.

Ive not had a donnar Kebab for ages and the temptation was too great so the wife made a quick phone call to 'The Godfather kebab house'

30mins later our order arrived piping hot and smelling absolutly beautiful.

1 Donnar Kebab loads of salad laced with Chilli sauce
1 Chicken Kebab for the wife
1 Chciken Kebab for our eldest
1 Hot 1 Pizza
and a free Garlic Bread.

The donnar kebab didnt last 2 mins I swear to god I nearly lost a finger at 1 point.
Then it was Pizza time, a HOT ONE pizza loaded with chilli's and even hotter chilli's

Tasted absolutely superb but then the chilli's kicked in.....mouth on fire and tongue going numb

of course the stella helped a lot....


but Jesus Christ my ass this morning is well and truly killing all wildlife in the Blackburn area and it feels like its on fire

"I fell into the burning ring of fire "
anyone else got Ring Sting

[Beejayville]

Ahh that's a funny post

I have often told my golfing friends of the dreaded "ring sting"

It is usually preceeeded by the dreaded "ring itch"

Sometimes when playing golf, or other less strenous activity, the dreaded ring itch rears it's ugly head.

Then you are faced with the dilemma of trying to stop the dreaded ring itch, but in doing that, you know you are going to bring on the dreaded ring sting.

It's a vicious circle to be honest, and unless you have been there, then you have no idea.

Sometimes it is best to leave well enough alone.

But sometimes, you have to scratch the itch and take the consequences of your actions

Having said that, dealing with the ring itch urge can be surprisingly comforting, until the ring sting says hello.

[AK1979]

We've just got free gym membership at work and ive made a concious effort this year to get fit and stay off the junk food but its amazing what a few beers does for your willpower Had another one last night

Am I the only person who actually likes Doner Kebabs when i'm sober?

KFC is another weakness of mine, I always regret it in the morning though!!

[Beejayville]

Originally Posted by AK1979

We've just got free gym membership at work and ive made a concious effort this year to get fit and stay off the junk food but its amazing what a few beers does for your willpower Had another one last night

Am I the only person who actually likes Doner Kebabs when i'm sober?

KFC is another weakness of mine, I always regret it in the morning though!!

I couldn't think of anything worse than ring sting at the gym

Although you didn't elaborate AK

[Carl]

Originally Posted by AK1979

Am I the only person who actually likes Doner Kebabs when i'm sober?

KFC is another weakness of mine, I always regret it in the morning though!!

No AK your not, A chippy round the corner from us does a great Donnar Kebab chips and salad with chilli sauce for £2.30.
It honestly fills me and the wife up as its massive.

Ive just got back from the bookies and for some reason something mad me look in the microwave, to my surprise 1 slice of hot one pizza left

get back on the horse that threw you off I say...................

[davidmphill]

Can't eat the fcuking things after waiting outside a Kebab van in High Wycombe after a night out. Couldn't see the guy in there so I called out for him and still nothing. I thought thats strange so I popped my head round the back and the dirty fcuker was shitting into a bin in his van!
Needless to say he never got my custom after that and especially as he had no wash basin I could see in there to clean up afterwards!

[Carl]

So he put the bab into Kebab

Theres nothing wrong with a bit of crusty shit in your Donnar,
all comes out the same hole -again

[Pocket Lady]

Originally Posted by davidmphill

Can't eat the fcuking things after waiting outside a Kebab van in High Wycombe after a night out. Couldn't see the guy in there so I called out for him and still nothing. I thought thats strange so I popped my head round the back and the dirty fcuker was shitting into a bin in his van!
Needless to say he never got my custom after that and especially as he had no wash basin I could see in there to clean up afterwards!

I love kebabs

Carl

[AK1979]

Dave thats hilarious!

I try not to think what goes in them to be honest....... Having said that i dont think I would have cared too much at 3a.m. this morning!!

Stavros: Rat Kebab sir??
AK: Mmmmm yes please! Make it extra large!

[Beejayville]

Originally Posted by davidmphill

Can't eat the fcuking things after waiting outside a Kebab van in High Wycombe after a night out. Couldn't see the guy in there so I called out for him and still nothing. I thought thats strange so I popped my head round the back and the dirty fcuker was shitting into a bin in his van!
Needless to say he never got my custom after that and especially as he had no wash basin I could see in there to clean up afterwards!

You gotta move to Australia Dave

That would never happen here

Well not in Ballarat anyway

[davidmphill]

I kid you not guys. That was one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen and I've been out drinking with the Para's in the Falklands!

[Beejayville]

Originally Posted by davidmphill

I kid you not guys. That was one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen and I've been out drinking with the Para's in the Falklands!

But the question still remains...Have you ever had Ring Itch? Or Ring Sting, the burning sensation of them all?

[davidmphill]

Originally Posted by Beejayville

But the question still remains...Have you ever had Ring Itch? Or Ring Sting, the burning sensation of them all?

No mate, it was the Army not the Navy.

[Galronix]

Originally Posted by Carl

but Jesus Christ my ass this morning is well and truly killing all wildlife in the Blackburn area and it feels like its on fire

"I fell into the burning ring of fire "
anyone else got Ring Sting

The worst is when a chilli pip gets caught in your ring.


Try leaving a spare pair of boxers in the freezer.

[Beejayville]

Originally Posted by davidmphill

No mate, it was the Army not the Navy.

[SpurMan]

Kebab Meat = Unidentified meat substitute.

Never touch 'em

[Jonne]

Originally Posted by Beejayville

Ahh that's a funny post

I have often told my golfing friends of the dreaded "ring sting"

It is usually preceeeded by the dreaded "ring itch"

Sometimes when playing golf, or other less strenous activity, the dreaded ring itch rears it's ugly head.

Then you are faced with the dilemma of trying to stop the dreaded ring itch, but in doing that, you know you are going to bring on the dreaded ring sting.

It's a vicious circle to be honest, and unless you have been there, then you have no idea.

Sometimes it is best to leave well enough alone.

But sometimes, you have to scratch the itch and take the consequences of your actions

Having said that, dealing with the ring itch urge can be surprisingly comforting, until the ring sting says hello.

Rofl, you are not normal!