what will you die of?

[aliando]

just getting through my 20th pack of crisps tonight (not including chocolate)


dont smoke, rarely drink, eat fruit and veg, exercise but fcuk me, crisps and chocolate are my downfall.

pretty sure when they cut me up they're just gonna find a huge multi-pack clogging my heart


never had my cholesterol checked but will do at some point - gonna need some sort of jolt to slow my crisp munching down

[Cassius Marcellus]

Lack of breath I should think.

[DJ]

When are you going to die? http://www.deathclock.com/ - Wednesday May 7th 2053 for me....

kinda leaves it a bit short on the questions though. I mean I know a mate who sunbathes on the railway line, listens to the radio in the bath, dragging the electric wire in the water and eats whatever he sees but oh... he's got a low BMI so he'll still have aaaaages to live!!

How are you going to die? http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=1220

Oh and I'm going to die by being suffocated by weasels... well good to know there's some serious quizzes about. Again this time good to know I can drink as many Stellas as I want, smoke as much as I want because oh no it's not liver poisoning or lung cancer I'm going to die from but I'm going to get suffocated by weasels at the age of 84!!

[aliando]

death clock: Tuesday, February 24, 2032

how are you going to die?

You scored as a death by paper cut and lemon juice saturation

you will be caught, and tortured by your co-workers. Many paper cuts will be inflicted apon you.. after which, you will be doused with lemon juice and left alone!!! haahhaha

death by paper cut and lemon juice saturation 67% allergic reaction to a ladybug bite 50% eaten by a rabid shark 33% defenistration 33% suffication by weasles 33%

[friskyfitz]

Jeez - Only 20 years left and just before Xmas... Bastards!!!

how are you going to die?

You scored as a defenistration

one day you will be a little to close to a window, and a large man is simply going to pick you up and throw you out. when you land, you will be nothing more than a viscus red pulp

defenistration 67% death by paper cut and lemon juice saturation 50% eaten by a rabid shark 33% allergic reaction to a ladybug bite 0% suffication by weasles 0%

Charming!!!!! and just before Xmas!!! Cnuts Would be just my luck to miss a piss up because I'd died!!

[friskyfitz]

Saturday, November 23, 2019

Fcuk...Just realised thats only just over 10 years!!

Better start drinking....

[Cassius Marcellus]

I'm dead.

9th November 1984

[friskyfitz]

Originally Posted by Cassius Marcellus

I'm dead.

9th November 1984

[Carl]

Hopefully I'll die at the ripe old age of 90 after a getting a right good kicking from a jealous husband of a wifes whos 25.

Failing that I think Ill get shot at work from a pissed off punter/burglar

[Cassius Marcellus]

Originally Posted by friskyfitz

Don't laugh ya bastid that was the date I got.

Reckons I'm obese. Cnut.

How the fcuk can I be obese at 6-2 and 17 stones.

Ahm pretty ...ahm faa-ast....ahm a baa-aad man.

[Dodger]

how are you going to die?

You scored as a allergic reaction to a ladybug bite

while prancing through a feild of wild flowers, you will be swarmed by innocent ladybugs. Sadly one bites you, and you swell up like a tomatoe.. then burst. It's a messy way to go, and the poor little bugs are now covered in bits of you.

[happygooner]

you will be caught, and tortured by your co-workers. Many paper cuts will be inflicted apon you.. after which, you will be doused with lemon juice and left alone!!! haahhaha

So that's something to look forward to then

[kevsul]

Right if you mess about with the Normal/Pessimistic/ and optimistic

Normal kills within a few years,Optimistic gives you at least another 40 to 50yrs

But Pessimistic gives us this

[michaela]

Your Personal Day of Death is... Thursday, August 4, 2050
	Thursday, August 4, 2050 Seconds left to live... 1,327,431,715 1,327,431,759

i had mine on normal

[Cassius Marcellus]

Originally Posted by Dodger

Serves ya right ya poof.

[friskyfitz]

I was pessamistic and got another 10 years to go ??

Maybe that is wrong - perhaps its worse ???