Wash Your Face In My Sink

[kompressaur]

Got a woman coming over after the discos. My flat is frozen with no heating and that is my bathroom sink at the mo. I lied when i said i'd tidied up a bit and feel a bit embarrassed by the state of my house again. Truth be told the bathroom sink has nothing on the kitchen sink which you cant really see it in this picture-



that milk carton on the fridge went out of date May 5th and should be white but has gone black in time. As you can tell i am quite proud of this fact

I had more but lost them in translation from my sisters comp to mine. the ones i have are just dull. Maybe Lianatoot will embarrass me and post the ones i wouldnt have posted

[Jay]

Sorry Komp, no offence meant mate...But I do find it highly amusing to see what looks like a bottle of 'Mr Muscle' cleaner framed nicely in the centre of the second pic

[MYDOGDYLAN]

That top photo looks like the pizza iv'e just demolised,it tasted crap

[Paul Ross]

@ Mr Muscle too!!

[Paul Ross]

You sure you aint been burgalled Komp ?

[kompressaur]

i noticed that myself Jay. I was gonna mention how it must have still have been there from when the free standing chest of drawers was over by the wall and i used it as my 'sandwich bar'.

I used to clean it back then before the summer. Whats amazing me is that i actually moved the drawers across the floor and still left the bottle where it was. I'm that lazy. Could laziness be a disease? I cant even be arsed to go to the toilet. Had a pic of my piss bottle collection but its gone astray. Here's one of my curtains though Komp house pic lovers-



Getting the place fumagated next week and some tenancy worker is coming round once a week to make sure i aint collecting rubbish again. I might just tell them all to go away and i'll do my own house. Said they would do the garden too. I couldnt stop laughing when they came round my house. I admitted my embarresment as they brought a young lady with them but it couldnt stop my laughing. I was like a big kid. It was great when they went.

I wont post more as their dull and we've seen it all before. I shouldnt gloat about these things. Seen my loo? It's not bad actually.



Usually its jammed full of strips of newspaper and full to the brim of shite. Some say it's my houses best feature. Its pure manky.:o

[Big Andy]

I`ve heard the rats have moved out in protest and those that are left scamper round in overalls

[keemanan]

great stuff komp.


That Mr Muscle looks like it's manoevered it's way to the edge of the drawers in order to commit suicide , however he rekoned without komp who check-mated him by opening a drawer

[MYDOGDYLAN]

@ keemanan

[kompressaur]

however he rekoned without komp who check-mated him by opening a drawer

On Monday i popped over my mums to get the camera from my sister and i met her fella Paul on the way. He had just started working inside a huge wharehouse sized sewer pit shovelling shit all day and good on the fella. We turned up at my maws after his first day shovelling shit and he was covered head to toe in it and was stinking. We walked in together and all my family took great delight in laughing and making out i was the stinking one I joined in obviously.

I have a dilema. No sex for 3 or 4 weeks and got the ex popping over after the disco. Do i wash my helmet or not? If i wash it then i will be expecting a fcuk and something will go wrong. If i keep it smelly she'll be straight down on me no doubt. Think i'll chance the cheese.

[Winrew]

I hate you middle class people with your fancy f**king houses......

[Was (Not Was)]

It couldn't be mistaken for my place. Only one Mr Muscle. Wife won't buy anything unless it's a BOGOF. Good job I've got two bollocks

[trickrick]

Originally Posted by kompressaur

Think i'll chance the cheese.

Surely the phrase of the day..

[toshibakid]

Komp if someone had a Shi.t on your toilet they would need about 20 injections before hand and a Tetnis afterwards. :o

[kompressaur]

Go to http://www.virginwines.com

Promo Code: DOMINOS
Password: champagne

£20 a case of 12 bottles of wine.

[Carl]

komp that kitchen is disgusting,





that yellow wallpaper has goto go.

[GETT1NLOTS]

I'm interested? Genuinely.


Is posting pics of the place therapeutic in some way?


And.....


What do you actually think at the precise moment when you chuck some shiit on the floor instead of in the bin? (Looking forward to the answer to this question )

[manckevin]

Sorry, this *stinks* of Classics already

[AJ]

Kilmarnock eh ?


What can I say ?

[lianatoot]

Ok...had a wee looky looky in the recycle bin...found these....I reckon they should give you a chuckle


THE ONES KOMP DIDNT WANT YOU TO SEE!

You just wonder what was going on in his head when he took these!!!

Komps lovely bod....



Some mug shots......






Ross?Why do you always have that dirty stuff at the side of your mouth??Its been there years!!!!



The bath



Livingroom





I think this is his bedroom...