Valentine poems for the love in your life

[Carl]

Valentine is just around the corner so for all you romantics heres some Ideas for a special poem to get her in the mood.


Roses are straight,
Violets are twisted,
Bend over love,
You're about to get fisted.

Roses are crap,
Violets are wanky,
Oooh I've just come,
Pass me a hanky.

Roses are stupid,
Violets are silly,
Grease up your flaps,
Cos here comes my willy.

Roses are awful,
Violets are the pits,
Lift up your shirt,
And show us your tits.

Roses are crap,
Violets are shit,
Sit on my face,
And wiggle a bit.

Roses make me laugh,
Violets make me titter,
You're a dirty bitch,
And you love it up the shitter.

Roses are red,
But I like carnations,
You're so crap in bed,
That I ****ed your alsations.

Roses are red,
Violets are finer,
Chickens are fowl,
Just like your vagina.

Roses are red,
It's elementary,
Let's ring up a friend,
And try double-entry.

Roses are shit,
Violets are crap,
Show me your clit,
And I'll cum in your lap.

[Carl]

Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you
Ohhh baby I get horny,
Eat me,
Beat me,
Bite me,
Blow me,
Suck me,
**** me,
Very slowly,
if you kiss me,
don't be sassy,
Use your tongue and make it nasty!


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Kissing is a habit
****ing is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain
The guy says I love you
You believe its true
But when your tummy starts to swell,
He says 'to hell with you'
10 minutes of pleasure
9 months in pain
3 days in hospital
A baby without a name
The baby is a bastard
The mother is a whore
This never wouldn't have happened
If the rubber wouldn't have torn


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Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
**** a virgin
Not a slut.

Sex is bad
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in.

[Mr Intensity]

Roses are red,
It's elementary,
Let's ring up a friend,
And try double-entry.

Lovely

[llanitotaylor]

superb - helps me loads!

[moFace]

few poems thought were quite amusing, and id pass on


>> > Roses are dirty
>> > Violets have fleas
>> > Peel back my skin
>> > And lick off my cheese
>> >
>> > Roses are straight
>> > Violets are twisted
>> > Bend over love
>> > You're about to get fisted
>> >
>> > Roses are crap
>> > Violets are wanky
>> > Oooh I've just come
>> > Pass me a hanky
>> >
>> > Roses are stupid
>> > Violets are silly
>> > Grease up your flaps
>> > Cos here comes my willy
>> >
>> > Roses are awful
>> > Violets are the pits
>> > Lift up your shirt
>> > And show us your tits
>> >
>> > Roses are crap
>> > Violets are shit
>> > Sit on my face
>> > And wiggle a bit
>> >
>> > Roses make me laugh
>> > Violets make me titter
>> > You're a dirty bitch
>> > And you love it up the shitter
>> >
>> > Roses are red
>> > When in reality
>> > Sleeping with girls
>> > Don't beat beastiality
>> >
>> > Roses are red
>> > But I like Carnations
>> > You're so crap in bed
>> > That I ****ed your alsation
>> >
>> > Roses are red
>> > Violets are finer
>> > Chickens are fowl
>> > Just like your vagina
>> >
>> > Roses are red
>> > It's elementary
>> > Let's ring up a friend
>> > And try double entry
>> >
>> > Roses are shit
>> > Violets are crap
>> > Show me your clit
>> > And I'll cum in your lap
>> >
>> > Roses are red
>> > Skidmarks are brown
>> > Give us a blow job
>> > And swallow it down
>> >
>> > Roses are groovy
>> > Violets are funky
>> > I'm thinking of you
>> > And spanking my monkey

[Carl]

Valentine poems for the love in your life

tobe fair it was on page 2.



still funny tho.



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