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[AJ]

anyone seen it, bit of a wiki pisstake

loved the article about Liverpool FC

Liverpool fans are known for possessing several distinctive qualities: grace in victory and defeat, modesty, an unrivalled knowledge of the game and, most of all, dignity. The club oozes class from top to bottom, and it shows through in all of their actions, on and off the pitch. When things go wrong, some clubs try to pass the buck. Not Liverpool. When guilty of a misdemeanour, some clubs blame everyone but themselves. Not Liverpool. Some football fans sing about tragedies and malicious rumours. Not Liverpool. They are a credit to their city, their country, their continent, indeed their planet. Football salutes them.

anyone else got some funnies

[Carl]

The post in Sports banter about West Ham was funny as fuc.

There are about three hundred and twenty five strikers at the club, none of them capable of scoring goals and each one of them useless in their own special way. The worst of all the two hundred footballers called 'HareCole', a giant black man who has immense strength and speed but incidentally destroys all those around him when he kicks a ball.

[Sharpe1ne]

From the Fulham entry.......in more ways than one


Fans
Fulham fans known as the cottagers have given rise to the term cottaging due to their famous half-time toliet antics. Away fans refuse to use the toliets at the ground in fear of being sexually assualted. During the years of terracing, the sight of the urine flowing down the away stand influenced George Best to move to Craven Cottage as it reminded him of his drinking days.

[Carl]

Sharpy add to the Bully Boys didme over team

[Matt]

This is probably the funniest website I've ever seen.....brilliant

I'm gonna spend hours on this

[Matt]

The Britain profile is brilliant....

(Flag) (Coat of Arms)
Motto: "WAR IS PEACE. FREEDOM IS SLAVERY. IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH"
Anthem: "Vindaloo"
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Capital	Washington D.C.
Previous capital	London
Largest city	London
Official languages	British, Chinese, Chegwin, Wildeian, Madhouseian, Polish, Ukrainian, Slob, Chav
Government	Dictatorship by Daily Mail
-Reichsfuhrer	Gruntin' Gordon Brown
-Lickspittle lapdog of whichever Bush is running the States this week.	Gordon Brown texture like sun
-Queen	Crazy Wolf
-Prime Minister	Roy 'Chubby' Brown
National Hero(es)	Rab C. Nesbitt, Jade Goody, Charles de Gaulle, Billy Connolly, Captain Jack Sparrow, Jeffrey Archer, Doctor Who, David Beckham, Davros, Any fit babes in the paper
Declaration of Independence	28 June 2007
Currency	The Giro
Religion	Talking about house prices (England), hating the English (Wales, Scotland, Northern Ireland)
Population	60,000,000
Area	5 square miles
Population density	None, nobody lives here
Ethnic groups	Chav: 29%; Yob:15%; British: 2.3%; Hard working Poles: 10.3%; Asian Nerds: 29.7%; Terrorists: 10.0%
Major exports	Delusions of grandeur, Princess Diana, episodes of Holby City, cricket
Major imports	Water, food, bread, tea, coffee, drugs, guns, the population of Asia, everything else
National animal	Cat (England), Haggis (Scotland), Sheep (Wales), Semtex (Norn Iron)
Favourite pastime	Moaning about the weather, (England), moaning about the English (Scotland), moaning about the Brits/Irish (Norn Iron), moaning about the unresponsive sheep (Wales)
Opening hours	8 til late (England), 8 til pubs open (Scotland), 8 til who cares, there's nothing to buy (Wales), 8 til...wait a minute, you look like a Prod to me, get out. (Norn Iron)
Internet TLD	.uk
Calling code	0898

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