Things you will never see/hear in your lifetime. - Page 2 - The Punters Lounge

Carl · 13-01-2007, 16:15

Mark Hughes " Now come on lads don't tackle so hard and if theres a 50-50 ball jump out of the way"

bartonbank · 13-01-2007, 22:47

"And Christian Ronaldo immediately leaps back up to his feet, saying there was no contact from the defender"
"Yes, we were wrong to sack Denis Smith. In the circumstances we feel it only right to have a supporter's rep on the board of Wrexham FC".
"No, no, don't slow down, drive even faster"

Jaded · 13-01-2007, 23:12

"I am fully commited to investing my own money in Wrexham FC." (Sorry, we actually hear that all the time - just not from anyone who means it!!)

Pocket Lady · 13-01-2007, 23:42

Here sweetheart, you use the remote.

This diamond is way too big! Don't you have something smaller?

bartonbank · 14-01-2007, 00:03

On the tee of a par 5 on the US tour...
"GET IN THE HOLE!!!! Oh, feck me, it has!!!!!"

"And all the venues for London 2012 have been completed ahead of schedule and under budget"

"I am confident in our relationship so you go to that lapdancing club, darling."

heniek31 · 14-01-2007, 00:32

Any girlfriend/wife:

"Id rather drink beer and watch football with you than go shopping"
"I will be out painting the house"
"I love when you play golf on Sunday,I just wish you had time to play on
Saturday too"
"Honey, our neighbours daughter is sunbathing again, come see!"
"Your mother is way better than mine"

13-01-2007, 16:15	#21 (permalink)
Carl Lashed Punter Join Date: 06 Feb 2004 Location: Ewood Age: 36 Posts: 28,923	Re: Things you will never see/hear in your lifetime. Mark Hughes " Now come on lads don't tackle so hard and if theres a 50-50 ball jump out of the way" __________________ www.farbets.co.uk Spastic approved, in Spastic review monthly I got 4 urrr's.

13-01-2007, 22:47	#22 (permalink)
bartonbank Legendary Punter Join Date: 06 Jul 2005 Location: A little part of Wrecsam in London Age: 50 Posts: 1,771	Re: Things you will never see/hear in your lifetime. "And Christian Ronaldo immediately leaps back up to his feet, saying there was no contact from the defender" "Yes, we were wrong to sack Denis Smith. In the circumstances we feel it only right to have a supporter's rep on the board of Wrexham FC". "No, no, don't slow down, drive even faster" __________________ Uriah Rennie....doncha just luv 'im?

13-01-2007, 23:12	#23 (permalink)
Jaded Kermit the Destroyer Join Date: 30 Jul 2005 Age: 27 Posts: 3,904	Re: Things you will never see/hear in your lifetime. "I am fully commited to investing my own money in Wrexham FC." (Sorry, we actually hear that all the time - just not from anyone who means it!!) __________________ God rewards gamblers and fools. The crucial thing, when you win, is knowing which you were.

13-01-2007, 23:42	#24 (permalink)
Pocket Lady Here fishy,fishy,fishy... Join Date: 29 Aug 2005 Location: At Home Age: 36 Posts: 8,090	Re: Things you will never see/hear in your lifetime. Here sweetheart, you use the remote. This diamond is way too big! Don't you have something smaller? __________________ Money isn’t everything …............... unless you’re playing in a re-buy tournament.

14-01-2007, 00:03	#25 (permalink)
bartonbank Legendary Punter Join Date: 06 Jul 2005 Location: A little part of Wrecsam in London Age: 50 Posts: 1,771	Re: Things you will never see/hear in your lifetime. On the tee of a par 5 on the US tour... "GET IN THE HOLE!!!! Oh, feck me, it has!!!!!" "And all the venues for London 2012 have been completed ahead of schedule and under budget" "I am confident in our relationship so you go to that lapdancing club, darling." __________________ Uriah Rennie....doncha just luv 'im?

14-01-2007, 00:32	#26 (permalink)
heniek31 Polish Shark Join Date: 24 Apr 2003 Location: Kent Posts: 7,124 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 5	Re: Things you will never see/hear in your lifetime. Any girlfriend/wife: "Id rather drink beer and watch football with you than go shopping" "I will be out painting the house" "I love when you play golf on Sunday,I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too" "Honey, our neighbours daughter is sunbathing again, come see!" "Your mother is way better than mine"

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