Things you will never see/hear in your lifetime. - The Punters Lounge

Carl · 11-01-2007, 21:23

Name something you will never see or hear spoken in your life time.

1, " Your not sticking all of that up me"

2, "and Blackburn Rovers have won the premiership title for the 3rd time in a row"

3, " of course Ill marry you

"

bigmal76 · 11-01-2007, 21:33

1."of course my mum would love to join us in a threesome"

2."you have a sit down and ill do all the housework"

3."yes dear that fart was a cracker and it does smell lovely"

kevsul · 11-01-2007, 23:27

Never see my wife have a sex change.

Hey Dad!! Do you want to lend a Grand.

Bloody hell Kev. your Quiet today.

Crouch Potato · 11-01-2007, 23:52

"England reclaim the Ashes for the first time since 2005"

/thread

Ell Ess Dee · 12-01-2007, 00:33

"I never knew you were so big"

A female parking a car

davidmphill · 12-01-2007, 00:34

Wales qualifying for a football finals in my lifetime.

archaeus · 12-01-2007, 09:40

Frisky saying: "i give up, can't drink anymore"
My local team winning the title in Romania

misky · 12-01-2007, 16:08

''On reflection I was foolish, using the words 'incontravertible evidence' was his idea but I would've said whatever he wanted me to, I thought he loved me back.''

wxmsimon · 12-01-2007, 16:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by davidmphill

Wales qualifying for a football finals in my lifetime.

Now now behave!!!!!!!!!

welshman 2005 · 12-01-2007, 16:29

Quote:

Wales qualifying for a football finals in my lifetime.

.

1. "And here we go for the first premiership season, where Footballers play for nothing, only for pride".

2. "Yes the beer and pool is free, all nite"

SpurMan · 12-01-2007, 17:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by welshman 2005

2. "Yes the beer and pool is free, all nite"

Sorry Welsh, I have heard that one!!! Still my mate was the Landlord of the pub at the time

1. 'And Spurs have won the Treble'

2. 'And Spurs have won the Treble again!'

Football-Tipper · 12-01-2007, 17:39

And straight in at Number 1 it's Posh spice!

Valiant23 · 12-01-2007, 21:29

"Have you seen the latest Jo Brand DVD, its hilarious"

"The United Kingdom has decided to immediately deport any illegal immigrants"

"It took forever to dry my hair" - me.

"Actually I think the going doesn't really suit Kato Star today, he prefers it good to soft" - Slapdash.

"I haven't had time to play poker today" - Gaf?

"I couldn't possibly do that, I'd be too embarassed" kotp

"Not another one for me, I'm having a quiet night tonight" - Jeffers

"Have you seen the latest Dirty Sanchez movie its brill" - Osesame

"Well I thought Celtic played really well and deserved their win" ScottsGaz

"No I don't know much about that sport at all" Kevshat

Football-Tipper · 12-01-2007, 21:46

Hands up i was wrong and you was right (any woman)
Pass me the map i'll sort this mess out (see above)
Would you mind if my sister joined us (see above)

Carl · 12-01-2007, 21:48

Quote:

"I couldn't possibly do that, I'd be too embarassed" kotp

or KOTP saying " No more drink for Ive been sick 3 times already so I'd better slow down a bit"

kevsul · 12-01-2007, 21:57

CARL SAYING ,Sorry guys no more porn, i have given it up.. and turned to Christianity.

Carl · 12-01-2007, 22:00

I can give up porn it doesnt bother me,

as long as christianity has big tits and a nice arse

kevsul · 12-01-2007, 22:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carl

I can give up porn it doesnt bother me,

as long as christianity has big tits and a nice arse

Pobby · 13-01-2007, 07:52

The atmosphere at the Emirates is electric.

Valiant23 · 13-01-2007, 15:26

That referee should never have given us that penalty - Kevshat

I saw it happen and he will be disciplined for diving - Wenger

11-01-2007, 21:23	#1 (permalink)
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kevsul Keeping Quiet. Join Date: 08 Oct 2005 Location: Birmingham Age: 50 Posts: 9,327 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 5	Re: Things you will never see/hear in your lifetime. Never see my wife have a sex change. Hey Dad!! Do you want to lend a Grand. Bloody hell Kev. your Quiet today. __________________ http://kevsuls.blogspot.com/

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misky Dedicated Punter Join Date: 19 Feb 2006 Location: Birmingham, England Age: 37 Posts: 267	Re: Things you will never see/hear in your lifetime. ''On reflection I was foolish, using the words 'incontravertible evidence' was his idea but I would've said whatever he wanted me to, I thought he loved me back.''

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Football-Tipper God Punter Join Date: 06 Oct 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 6,553	Re: Things you will never see/hear in your lifetime. And straight in at Number 1 it's Posh spice!

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Valiant23 Vienti Tres Join Date: 06 Aug 2005 Location: On the road Age: 40 Posts: 13,477	Re: Things you will never see/hear in your lifetime. "Have you seen the latest Jo Brand DVD, its hilarious" "The United Kingdom has decided to immediately deport any illegal immigrants" "It took forever to dry my hair" - me. "Actually I think the going doesn't really suit Kato Star today, he prefers it good to soft" - Slapdash. "I haven't had time to play poker today" - Gaf? "I couldn't possibly do that, I'd be too embarassed" kotp "Not another one for me, I'm having a quiet night tonight" - Jeffers "Have you seen the latest Dirty Sanchez movie its brill" - Osesame "Well I thought Celtic played really well and deserved their win" ScottsGaz "No I don't know much about that sport at all" Kevshat

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Football-Tipper God Punter Join Date: 06 Oct 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 6,553	Re: Things you will never see/hear in your lifetime. Hands up i was wrong and you was right (any woman) Pass me the map i'll sort this mess out (see above) Would you mind if my sister joined us (see above)

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kevsul Keeping Quiet. Join Date: 08 Oct 2005 Location: Birmingham Age: 50 Posts: 9,327 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 5	Re: Things you will never see/hear in your lifetime. CARL SAYING ,Sorry guys no more porn, i have given it up.. and turned to Christianity. __________________ http://kevsuls.blogspot.com/

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Carl Lashed Punter Join Date: 06 Feb 2004 Location: Ewood Age: 36 Posts: 28,923	Re: Things you will never see/hear in your lifetime. I can give up porn it doesnt bother me, as long as christianity has big tits and a nice arse __________________ www.farbets.co.uk Spastic approved, in Spastic review monthly I got 4 urrr's.

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Pobby Shrewdie Punter Join Date: 01 Nov 2004 Posts: 842	Re: Things you will never see/hear in your lifetime. The atmosphere at the Emirates is electric.

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Valiant23 Vienti Tres Join Date: 06 Aug 2005 Location: On the road Age: 40 Posts: 13,477	Re: Things you will never see/hear in your lifetime. That referee should never have given us that penalty - Kevshat I saw it happen and he will be disciplined for diving - Wenger __________________ You can spend your time alone re digesting past regrets, Or you can come to terms and realize you're the only one who can forgive yourself. Makes much more sense to live in the present tense.

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