The Sting

[kompressaur]

Like the title change. Makes me look dead cool eh? It was an operation. I infiltrated my local hills with the 'marked' coupon and then keeping an eye on the time i managed to get the early bus up town and refused to buy a newspaper as i needed a clear mind to pull off the Bank Job and then i was gonna do the Bookies down near the old cinema. Good getaway access as you can actually get 2 buses there running every ten minutes from each other and it offers easy access to Iceland and Tesco to get the supplies in.

I knew a few folks in the bookies and got chatting over a cig and i could feel them trying to extract my secret info and i near told them a few times but then the Sting would be jeopordised. I left approximetly midmorning and headed off to do the bank out their charges that they had levied on me for an attempted fraud job involving me and a large Telecomunnications Company. Say no more say no more

Anyhow i was nervous as i waited in line and took the bull by the horns and went to the Enquiry desk and launched my powerful brain scanner and played on the woman's empathy glands. I had been up all night and my eyes were nipping a bit and i lost out on the battle of wits and scoured off wih a ddirect Debit cancelation approved stamped form in my pocket.

I then went on the bus and looked at my football coupon whilst getting horny over them terry towelling trackie bottoms all the young girls were wearing. I tried it on with a fat disaportionatly sized gothic girl who could only have been 17. Im finding as i get older the standard of woman goes up and down with age. I can get a CRACKING 50 year old or a plain jane 18yr old. I like the plain jane 18yr old. Well for a while.

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Heh chaps i didnt want to mention this in Brit forum as walls have ears etc but i've just noticed a rather interesting wee screw-up on Hills Derby coupon this week.

I always like to look at Oldham as they score a few and Stockport dont. This week i was bamboozled that i couldnt see Stockport on saturdays or sundays games. The reason being is that they played last night (Friday) and as you'll know Stockport lost 1-0 to Tranmere. Oldham are 8/11 just to score tomorrow by my reckoning and i reckon that must be a very good price for that.

Its only on the printed derby coupon and is very unconspicious looking. Im gonna stick a couple of bets in each of the Hills in my town.

I might be right. It could be my birthday

[kompressaur]

Got to be worth a go. Looking at the stats there is a chance Oldham can score nil but i expect goals between these 2 usually.

[kompressaur]

Whats the odds usually just for a team to score in a match? I presume it would be on offer somewhere.

[stereoman]

Gamebookers seem to be the bookie out there willing to offer up this market on a team just to score with a 'to score/not score' market.

http://www.gamebookers.com/

Oldham vs Sheffield Wed [To score/not to score]

* Oldham to score 1.33

[kompressaur]

Cheers Stereoman I;m gonna go for it and stick on what i can afford.

shite if i aint posted on this thread for 9am could someone phone 01563 574549 ta

[ross h]

Happy birthday Komp you old rapscallion. Get yerself into Glesga this evening and i will buy you a birthday drink.

[kompressaur]

Fcuk time does fly Ross. I only had a birthday the night i stayed at Tommo's. They said once you hit 35 the years just fly by but i never would have guessed they meant that fast.



Ross i was only saying it was my birthday was my cryptic way of encouraging regular GC members in as they'd think 'but Komp hates Birthday threads the hypocryte bawbag' and pop in and see the info that i'm being overly protected about even though Hills will probably be aware of it but its worth a chance.

Also anyone who doesnt know i hate birthday threads will think 'fcuk that thread i aint got time to read shite like some fella having a birthday what he think he's special or summat. Unique i dont think fcuk that im away to leech in the Tech forum' and they;'ll go away.

I will come to Super Glasgow for a beer though sometime soon. Maybe end of the season. Maybe encourage some of the others. Ive been up all night tonight I ave to get to the bank (remember the boring direct debit thread) as usual i leave everything to the last minute. Gonna go up and see them and put my bets on around town including this in the 2 Hills near me. No reason for me not to have a bet on Oldham as i often do. Nothing on the coupon that tells me otherwise.

Then its home for a wee snooze and up for 3pm. Im hermitising myself again. The world burnt me last few days.

[Bruise Pristene]

Komp, most bookies have a score/not score, where score mean "both score" and not score means one team fail to score, who are oldham playing?

[GETT1NLOTS]

Good luck with that Komp but I would hazard a guess that the bookies will void the bet when the tot up your winnings and notice Stockport was on Friday night.

Have your bet on it but do your normal lines as well. Nothing worse than picking a set of winners and not getting anything out of it because of a void bet.

Thanks for sharing the info though.

[kompressaur]

Sheffield Wednesday Bruise. I reckon their nailed on for a goal. I'm putting my telephone bill and rent money on it. I can either-

a) lose it all if they dont score
b) get my money back on sunday in time to pay my bills
c) Win 8 11ths of my money just for Oldham to score a solitary goal. As Stereoman says it should be 1/3 so 8/11 looks nice. Im for some of it

Truth be told Getting i am prone to the odd big single on the Derby coupon (Morton usually) so i shouldnt arrouse too much suspicion and my stakes wont be any larger than a normal biggish bet for me. the best of it is it is quite unconspicious. Just hoping the settler aint kept up to date with her manager messages.

What does those that used to work in bookies think of my chances?

[Bruise Pristene]

If they take the bet don't they have to honour it then?

[kompressaur]

Nah ive tried it a few times Bruise and have been knocked back after the event 2/3 of the time. Usually they explain it was a mistake etc and because i actually am quite pally with the girls in the bookies round town i usually just accept this and mumble off. Sometimes im just glad to get my money back.

Well i better get up town before i fall asleep

Happy birthday to me...

[Was (Not Was)]

A Big Hello to Komp from WAS

[joe mavis]

Am i right in thinking that if that the bookies will have to refund my stake if they find out stockport have already played?????

And what if Oldham dont score could i say hey stockport have already played give me my ****ing money back.

[kompressaur]

We could Joe in effect. My pal tries that and has got away with it on more than one occasion. Truth be told i reckon we'll get away with it.

I had 2 x £40 on Oldham @ 8/11 and 2 x £10 on Oldham (8/11) Morton (6/4) + Luton (evens)

Glad you could make it WAS. i thought you'd have just thought 'that Komp's on drugs again, he should keep his shite to GC'

Lets go the Oldham give us a goal!!!!!!!

Im feeling lucky today btw

[slick]

Cheesr m8 , off out in a sec and will defo pop into a hills if i pass one, aint been to a bookies in yrs since the tinternet, do they still take cash?

[kompressaur]

Ok ill mention its online too if you want to try it but youve more chance in the shop as Oldham are the home team and theres no reason for them to query it.

[Carl]

Good luck guys hope you skin the bookie.


nice one komp

[kompressaur]

ever get the feeling that its gonna be one of them days tho Herp?

[cowley villan]

oldham just scored!!!!!!