Next time your in the Asda..... - The Punters Lounge

Carl · 04-11-2006, 15:35

1.. Take 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in electrical isle to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice or Ketchup on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code3' in house wares..... and watched what happened.
5. Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
6. Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to the lingerie dept.
7. Went into a fitting room, shut the door and waited a while; then, yelled, very loudly, "There is no ****ing toilet paper in here!"
8. When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO It's those voices again!!!!"
11. Ride a trolley around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the kitchen dept, practice a "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

peteg40 · 04-11-2006, 21:09

No 1 would be funny

alexmac · 04-11-2006, 21:38

Whats a 'Code 3'???

aliando · 04-11-2006, 21:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by alexmac

Whats a 'Code 3'???

Osesame · 04-11-2006, 21:42

Shit in the aisle I think.

davidmphill · 04-11-2006, 22:04

I've done number one before on my mate with tampons, the look on his face when he got to the till was priceless!

DAN DAN · 04-11-2006, 23:49

I think someone working in Tesco did something along the lines of No1 to me.

I get my shopping delivered and once in a bag that was definitely for me was 2 boxes of Mates and some Durex lubricant. When I looked in the bag I thought the Mates were chocolates

(it's the nice purple box).

Just as well it wasn't Ed unpacking on his own or he would have been wondering what in the hell I was up to ordering condoms and lubricant (not on our usual shopping list

)

Threw the condoms out

04-11-2006, 15:35	#1 (permalink)
Carl -Woo Join Date: 06 Feb 2004 Location: Ewood Age: 36 Posts: 28,610	Next time your in the Asda..... 1.. Take 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in electrical isle to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice or Ketchup on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code3' in house wares..... and watched what happened. 5. Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 6. Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to the lingerie dept. 7. Went into a fitting room, shut the door and waited a while; then, yelled, very loudly, "There is no **ing toilet paper in here!" 8. When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO It's those voices again!!!!" 11. Ride a trolley around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the kitchen dept, practice a "Madonna look" using different size funnels. __________________ www.farbets.co.uk 19th/23rd Aug 08, I will** drink Ireland dry. Im not dead just yet !!!!!!!

04-11-2006, 21:09	#2 (permalink)
peteg40 God Punter Join Date: 26 Oct 2004 Location: central uk Age: 46 Posts: 4,887	Re: Next time your in the Asda..... No 1 would be funny

04-11-2006, 21:38	#3 (permalink)
alexmac RFC-51 League Wins Punter Join Date: 09 May 2003 Location: Reading/Glasvegas Age: 25 Posts: 6,570	Re: Next time your in the Asda..... Whats a 'Code 3'??? __________________ We welcome the chase. It is healthy for us. We will never hide from it. Never fear, inevitably we shall have our years of failure, and when they arrive, we must reveal tolerance and sanity. Bill Struth (1875-1956)

04-11-2006, 21:42	#5 (permalink)
Osesame S Citizen Punter Join Date: 01 Nov 2001 Age: 63 Posts: 11,094 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	Re: Next time your in the Asda..... Shit in the aisle I think.

04-11-2006, 22:04	#6 (permalink)
davidmphill 260408 Join Date: 09 Feb 2005 Location: Colorado. Age: 36 Posts: 21,971 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 4	Re: Next time your in the Asda..... I've done number one before on my mate with tampons, the look on his face when he got to the till was priceless!

04-11-2006, 23:49	#7 (permalink)
DAN DAN Banned Join Date: 08 Dec 2005 Age: 41 Posts: 1,441	Re: Next time your in the Asda..... I think someone working in Tesco did something along the lines of No1 to me. I get my shopping delivered and once in a bag that was definitely for me was 2 boxes of Mates and some Durex lubricant. When I looked in the bag I thought the Mates were chocolates (it's the nice purple box). Just as well it wasn't Ed unpacking on his own or he would have been wondering what in the hell I was up to ordering condoms and lubricant (not on our usual shopping list ) Threw the condoms out

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