MadAxeMan

[kompressaur]

Joe!

He's a pal Winrew a rather immature one tho. Youve been told to go away and pump by Winrew

[kompressaur]

Good to see you Mr B. Dont worry no-one is reading this so you can say what you want.

Pop round for that wavelab if you want. Dont mind us folks i aint seen Mr B in a while. I wouldnt get on at you lot would i for personal phonecalls at work?

[kompressaur]

Sorry i should explain that I saw a post entitled Komppy's Never Had A Pump in his life or something and thought oh aye one of my ex's here to start bother. I left it for a sec as the scores were coming in and the post had gone but i noticed Madaxeman's name at the bottom so i naturally clicked it.

When i seen the Axeman who's mad had filed in all his personal details i sussed who it was. So i unbanned him Winrew. He's old like you funnily enough Winrew and likes bands i should like but i'm like Dave in the equation and know best

Watch him mind as he's trouble.

[Winrew]

:o Itchy trigger finger Komp

[swooperman]

??? Whats going on, mind, 1st beer in 4 months, it might be me!!

[kompressaur]

Aye swooper your not supposed to be here. Your supposed to be in Spain.

Nah fair play Winrew just being efficiant. Madaxeman's post was inflammatory to the forum. I just aint had a chance to see the Axeman for a while. Tell when it was it was at Rush in Glasgow last time they played.Cant rememebr the date. Think it was last summer. I got thrown out of the Rock Cafe for selling Rush bootlegs in the toilet twice. I stayed up all night burning them and then hit the beer from 10am onwards come 7 ovlock i was well oiled and whilst in the gig before the start i gave one (3CD set of the first night of the tour that they were on) to someone sitting along from me for 2 big joints of grass. I smoked one there and then and then the next soon after. The music and lights etc got to me and i spent the rest of the gig being sick into a glass and wondering wtf i was gonna do when the gig finishes as i knew walking was a problem.

I ended up just walking about outside not knowing where we had parked (i was sitting dif seats) and had missed the last train. I gave up and just stood in the rain with no idea of the time or what way to walk and even walking was taking up all my energies and i knew i was in shit. Then out of a million people i see the Axeman walking towards me rolling a cigarette and being loudly indifferant about the gig.

Cheers Axeman.

And that was about the last time i saw you.

[Carl]

cue aeroplane right over my head.

[kompressaur]

Nah its just an old pal i aint seen since last summer Herp. He must have remembered where to find me as i dont answer the phone.

What was his post about Winrew out of interest?

[Winrew]

Nowt to bad.....although he did alledge you were a virgin and Homo

I honestly thought it was Spacecat

[Bruise Pristene]

bewteen this and the fox I cant get my head round. Has a mod deleted loads of posts of GC or something this arvo?
Have i missed a big drama?

[Carl]

Nowt to bad.....although he did alledge you were a virgin and Homo

well 1 out of 2 aint bad.

come komp gimme your best shot.


need more red wine body aching fingers not working helpme .....arrgggghhhhh

[kompressaur]

I'll try explain Bruise-

the old My Birthday thread is now The Sting as i wanna be cool and not post about birthdays nor give the wrong message out.

The Hi thread was slick doing his first bit of modding in 4 months so he was a bit rusty and this lead to some confusion and hard words.

This thread was done by me to try and get my pals attention after he signed up and done a thread trying to bam (noise) me up. Winrew deleted the original thread and banned him so i unbanned him and tried to get him here to see what he's been up to etc and he's a man of many strong opinions so i thought it would be fun seeing my 2 worlds coliding. My pal (Madaxeman) spent his time reading some of the music threads and then pissed off. He posted something on the Over-rated bands thread but barr being impressed by his ability to quote from the off i dindt understand the word he used. Think he meant guitar but i dont want to appear stupid so i never asked.

Oh and Swooperman is posting from his stag do in Madrid. Hello Swooper, cooee

hope that clears that up for us all. Been a busy old day about the place today.

[kompressaur]

Im sorry Herp i wont participate in such matters and i can see where this is going you bent shot




Nah beter than that. You should change your wee tag thingy to BIMBO PUNTER

[Winrew]

Winrew deleted the original thread and banned him so i unbanned

Makes me sound like a right cnut :o

[kompressaur]

Nah Winrew im sorry i meant you banned him as his post was shite and ban worthy and then i realised who it was and unbanned him as if he couldnt have got back in he'd a fcuked off.

My pals real name is Dick Wilmore :o

[all_funkt_up]

sometimes i wish i could speak 'komp'...... maybe its just early but this has gone well over me...

[Carl]

Nah beter than that. You should change your wee tag thingy to BIMBO PUNTER

ya cheecky cnut

respect your elders!bollox to that you old git

[GETT1NLOTS]

I just about understand all that now.

So what's the guys nick then? 'MadAxeMan' I assume? I also assume he's Scottish is he Komp? Scotsmen are a bit mad don't you all think? I was chatting to Komp about this on MSN. I reckon that it's because it's so bloody cold up there that they all fight just to keep warm. Hard bastards most Scots. The only other genuinely hard 'people' that I have met (as a generalisation) are the Brummies. Those fcukers don't mess about and tend to use anything that comes to hand in a bar fight. Sorry I'm going off the point of the thread.....

Well come on then MadAxeMan. Let's be having a howdydoodydoo from ya.

[GETT1NLOTS]

PS - seeing as I'm going off the point of this thread (which was shite anyway so I don't really care ) - Swooper how was your first beer in 4 months mate? That's one hell of a lay off the booze. You should start your own thread on your reintroduction to alcohol when you get back from Spain.

We had a dinner party at my house last night. My head is banging like a fcuking drum this morning. I've dropped 4 aspirin but nothing is working.

I hate boozing.

[madaxeman]

what komp forgot to mention about being sick is that he spewed all over my son's legs while the band were on. sick punter