Jokes - Wigan Girls!!!

[Jonesy Knows]

WIGAN GIRLS - WOW!!


Q. What is the difference between a supermarket trolley and a Wigan girl ?A. A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own. ………..………..Q. What is the difference between a Wigan girl and the Titanic ? A. Only 1500 men went down on the Titanic. ………..………..Q. Why does a Wigan girl wear knickers ? A. To keep her ankles warm. ………..………..Q. Why is a Wigan girl like an old washing machine ? A. They both drip when they are f****d. ………..………..Q. How does a Wigan girl turn the light off after sex ? A. She closes the car door. ………..………..Q. What does a Wigan girl say after sex ? A. Do you really all play for the same rugby team. ………..………..Q. What makes a Wigan girls eyes light up ? A. A torch shone in her ear. ………..………..Q .How do you know when a Wigan girl had an orgasm ? A. She drops her pies. ………..………..Q. What’s the difference between a Wigan girl and an ironing board ? A. An ironing boards legs are difficult to get apart. ………..………..Q. What’s the difference between a Wigan girl and a washing machine ? A. You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for a week. ………..………..Q. What’s the difference between a Wigan girl and a Wigan boy? A .A Wigan girl has a higher sperm count. ………..………..Q. What does a Wigan girl do with her arsehole after sex ? A. She takes him down the pub. ………..………..Q .What does a Wigan girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive to men ? A .Her feet. ………..………..Q. What’s the difference between a Wigan girl and a plate of spaghetti ? A. Spaghetti moves when you eat it. ………..………..Q. Why aren't Wigan girls allowed coffee breaks ? A. It takes too long to re-train them. .

[manckevin]

Not from Wigan are ya Jonesy? Pissing myself now!!!