Hungry camel - The Punters Lounge

Osesame · 06-12-2006, 20:20

DUBLIN (Reuters) - Staff at an Irish riding school were forced to postpone festivities after Gus the camel chomped his way through 200 mince pies and several cans of Guinness intended for their Christmas party.

Gus, starring in the riding school's Santa's Magical Animal Kingdom show, helped himself to the feast while staff were getting changed for the party.
Gus found his way out of his pen and helped himself," Robert Fagan, owner of the Mullingar Equestrian Centre in central Ireland, told Reuters.
The 11-year-old camel, originally from Morocco, cracked open six cans of Ireland's famous stout with his teeth after the door to his stall was left open.
Gus appeared well after Monday evening's feeding frenzy, Fagan said, adding: "We were all looking forward to it, but you couldn't blame him. He's really a very gentle, docile sort of camel."

staffy · 06-12-2006, 20:30

And I was hoping you were posting a few camel toes.

Osesame · 06-12-2006, 20:42

staffy · 06-12-2006, 20:45

he he

Pocket Lady · 06-12-2006, 20:54

Osesame · 06-12-2006, 21:27

bigmal76 · 06-12-2006, 23:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by Osesame

that looks like a balloon

Osesame · 07-12-2006, 01:03

Pocket Lady · 07-12-2006, 01:11

The girl on the left looks as though she heard a stomach rumbling and thought that she is going to be eaten at any moment.

rugbylad · 07-12-2006, 08:40

Christ!!

Osesame · 07-12-2006, 16:51

Two desert travelers rented a Camel from Hertz-Rent-a-Camel. Out in the middle of the desert the camel stopped and laid down. The chaps could not get it to arise no matter what they tried.

They stopped a passing Caravan and asked the leader to send out a Camel Mechanic when they got to the nearest village.

A few hours later the Mechanic arrived. He looked in the Camel's mouth, ears, and up its rectum. He went to his tool bag and pulled out a large rubber headed sledge hammer. He raised this high in the air and brought it down on the Camel's belly, as hard as he could.

Well, that Camel let a fart you could hear and smell as far away as 17 sand dunes. It then struggled to its feet.

"Ah ha!" the Mechanic said. "Just as I thought ... vapor locked!"

davidmphill · 07-12-2006, 16:55

That last picture is bang out of order!
WTF is wrong with people who let themselves go to that extent, only in America I bet!

staffy · 07-12-2006, 17:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by davidmphill

That last picture is bang out of order!
WTF is wrong with people who let themselves go to that extent, only in America I bet!

I know that black and white top is aweful.

lemonjon · 07-12-2006, 17:13

lol, ok here's a question.

How much money would u take to shag her

or how much

staffy · 07-12-2006, 17:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by lemonjon

lol, ok here's a question.

How much money would u take to shag her

or how much

Offer me 10 grand and I would say yes immediatly.

lemonjon · 07-12-2006, 17:19

10 grand ehhh

ohhhhh even thinking about it

1/2 a mill would be my lower limit plus i'd would have to b pissed

bartonbank · 07-12-2006, 17:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by lemonjon

10 grand ehhh

ohhhhh even thinking about it

1/2 a mill would be my lower limit plus i'd would have to b pissed

That's what she said when we sent her your picture mate!

gazabroad · 07-12-2006, 17:47

I think I probably did once in my younger/pissed days

Paul Ross · 07-12-2006, 19:23

Make sure you tie a plank to your arse.

bigmal76 · 07-12-2006, 22:13

i would do it for free.just for the experience. reckon it would be like shagging a normal sized woman but on a bouncy castle.

06-12-2006, 20:20	#1 (permalink)
Osesame S Citizen Punter Join Date: 01 Nov 2001 Age: 64 Posts: 11,094 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	Hungry camel DUBLIN (Reuters) - Staff at an Irish riding school were forced to postpone festivities after Gus the camel chomped his way through 200 mince pies and several cans of Guinness intended for their Christmas party. Gus, starring in the riding school's Santa's Magical Animal Kingdom show, helped himself to the feast while staff were getting changed for the party. Gus found his way out of his pen and helped himself," Robert Fagan, owner of the Mullingar Equestrian Centre in central Ireland, told Reuters. The 11-year-old camel, originally from Morocco, cracked open six cans of Ireland's famous stout with his teeth after the door to his stall was left open. Gus appeared well after Monday evening's feeding frenzy, Fagan said, adding: "We were all looking forward to it, but you couldn't blame him. He's really a very gentle, docile sort of camel."

06-12-2006, 20:30	#2 (permalink)
staffy God Punter Join Date: 08 Aug 2004 Location: Birmingham Age: 31 Posts: 11,510	Re: Hungry camel And I was hoping you were posting a few camel toes. __________________ €12 profit after 100 coolers games.

06-12-2006, 20:42	#3 (permalink)
Osesame S Citizen Punter Join Date: 01 Nov 2001 Age: 64 Posts: 11,094 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	Re: Hungry camel

06-12-2006, 20:45	#4 (permalink)
staffy God Punter Join Date: 08 Aug 2004 Location: Birmingham Age: 31 Posts: 11,510	Re: Hungry camel he he __________________ €12 profit after 100 coolers games.

06-12-2006, 20:54	#5 (permalink)
Pocket Lady Here fishy,fishy,fishy... Join Date: 29 Aug 2005 Location: At Home Age: 35 Posts: 8,091	Re: Hungry camel __________________ Money isn’t everything …............... unless you’re playing in a re-buy tournament.

06-12-2006, 21:27	#6 (permalink)
Osesame S Citizen Punter Join Date: 01 Nov 2001 Age: 64 Posts: 11,094 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	Re: Hungry camel

07-12-2006, 01:03	#8 (permalink)
Osesame S Citizen Punter Join Date: 01 Nov 2001 Age: 64 Posts: 11,094 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	Re: Hungry camel

07-12-2006, 01:11	#9 (permalink)
Pocket Lady Here fishy,fishy,fishy... Join Date: 29 Aug 2005 Location: At Home Age: 35 Posts: 8,091	Re: Hungry camel The girl on the left looks as though she heard a stomach rumbling and thought that she is going to be eaten at any moment. __________________ Money isn’t everything …............... unless you’re playing in a re-buy tournament.

07-12-2006, 08:40	#10 (permalink)
rugbylad Rugby League Punter! Join Date: 17 Jul 2005 Age: 26 Posts: 2,509	Re: Hungry camel Christ!! __________________ My blog: http://ruckntips.blogspot.com/

07-12-2006, 16:51	#11 (permalink)
Osesame S Citizen Punter Join Date: 01 Nov 2001 Age: 64 Posts: 11,094 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	Re: Hungry camel Two desert travelers rented a Camel from Hertz-Rent-a-Camel. Out in the middle of the desert the camel stopped and laid down. The chaps could not get it to arise no matter what they tried. They stopped a passing Caravan and asked the leader to send out a Camel Mechanic when they got to the nearest village. A few hours later the Mechanic arrived. He looked in the Camel's mouth, ears, and up its rectum. He went to his tool bag and pulled out a large rubber headed sledge hammer. He raised this high in the air and brought it down on the Camel's belly, as hard as he could. Well, that Camel let a fart you could hear and smell as far away as 17 sand dunes. It then struggled to its feet. "Ah ha!" the Mechanic said. "Just as I thought ... vapor locked!"

07-12-2006, 16:55	#12 (permalink)
davidmphill 260408 Join Date: 09 Feb 2005 Location: Colorado. Age: 36 Posts: 22,376 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 4	Re: Hungry camel That last picture is bang out of order! WTF is wrong with people who let themselves go to that extent, only in America I bet!

07-12-2006, 17:13	#14 (permalink)
lemonjon GAWA Punter Join Date: 10 Feb 2006 Location: Norn Iron Age: 31 Posts: 2,200	Re: Hungry camel lol, ok here's a question. How much money would u take to shag her or how much

07-12-2006, 17:19	#16 (permalink)
lemonjon GAWA Punter Join Date: 10 Feb 2006 Location: Norn Iron Age: 31 Posts: 2,200	Re: Hungry camel 10 grand ehhh ohhhhh even thinking about it 1/2 a mill would be my lower limit plus i'd would have to b pissed

07-12-2006, 17:47	#18 (permalink)
gazabroad In the pub punter Join Date: 12 Jan 2005 Location: gran canaria Age: 44 Posts: 2,140 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Hungry camel I think I probably did once in my younger/pissed days

07-12-2006, 19:23	#19 (permalink)
Paul Ross Going to Vegas Punter Join Date: 28 Dec 2000 Location: Copenhagen Age: 34 Posts: 23,202 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	Re: Hungry camel Make sure you tie a plank to your arse. __________________ Free Bets Free Betting Tips Odds Comparison

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07-12-2006, 22:13	#20 (permalink)
bigmal76 desperado Join Date: 16 Jan 2006 Age: 31 Posts: 1,405	Re: Hungry camel i would do it for free.just for the experience. reckon it would be like shagging a normal sized woman but on a bouncy castle. __________________ norn iron 1 england 0. norn iron 3 spain 2. norn iron 2 sweden 1.

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