Amsterdam

[hayward2k]

Datapunter or anyone else who knows, could you let me know what the dress code is for Cassa Rossa or the Bananenbar?

I need to know urrrrrrrrrgently because i'm packing me bag. Cheers!

[davidmphill]

Originally Posted by hayward2k

Datapunter or anyone else who knows, could you let me know what the dress code is for Cassa Rossa or the Bananenbar?

I need to know urrrrrrrrrgently because i'm packing me bag. Cheers!

For the banana bar if you wear any kind of clothes then you get in ok! As for the Cassa Rossa then I can't help you.

[hayward2k]

Cheers David!

[Football-Tipper]

Cassa Rossa not really a dress code..

Ohh and if you do take pics the girls get very very angry....lol
Ahhh well

[Football-Tipper]

And remember hayward...If your gona go with a bird make sure she doesnt have an adams apple

[rugbylad]

hmmmmm.....angry ladies..........

[Datapunter]

If your gona go with a bird make sure she doesnt have an adams apple

i knew i had forgotten something,
too late now

[hayward2k]

***WARNING LONG BABBLING POST***

Hi again folks! Thought it was about time I filled you in with my exploits over the weekend.

I actually got back on Sunday night but due to my tinternet f**king up while away it's taken me this long to get back online!

Anyway... Amsterdam, I was hoping to update you all about it with the aid of photos and vids but my digital camera managed to f**k up during the flight home, and it looks as though I have lost everything on it.

f**king Easyjet monkeys!

Friday - We arrived and caught the train into the central station, they have double decker trains . Why didn't we think of that??

Spruced up and headed straight out onto the mean streets where we passed countless red light windows, they are most excellent by the way.

First port of call was an Irish bar called Barneys, then we went onto a bar called 'Lost In Amsterdam' , where we were treated to a window seat filled with cushions and a round table with various Indian Bongs on top. We of course didn't waste anytime and ordered some Purple hair gange to smoke in the bong, which was a nice cinnamonny taste.

From then on my mind was pretty much monged, and the rest of the trip is very hazy, which is why I am so gutted about the lost photo's

From what I can remember though we visited Casa Rosso where we watched a live sex show, very seedy indeed.

Saturday - The plan of awaking before 10 didn't happen, maybe I was foolish for even thinking it would. We eventually got up at 12 nursing very sore heads. Went on a canal boat journey which was meant to be 15 mins but ended up lasting around an hour, but it was enjoyable.

Then we did some trinklet shopping and hit the coffee shops. The place we were staying was 2 mins walk from the famous original Bulldog Cafe. Sank a few coffees and spliffs there and then finally felt like having a brekky. I could barely find the strength to hold onto my knife and fork up, it felt like carrying a couple of bricks, monged!

Onto Teasers we went, which is very like Hooters. There I got a birthday treat, a tequila shot which involved licking salt from a lovely ladys busom then taking the lemon from her mouth. Wish I could get hold of that vid. Then we went to Eurobar, Sailors, Smokey Joes for some pool, Bananabar and trawled the red light district

Overall it was a fantastic weekend and losing the photos gives me an excuse to go back asap! Sorry if this has bored you, but if you have read it then congratulations

P.S if anyone is any good at fixing digital cameras please give me a PM. I will not give up on these photo's

[alexmac]

What are the photos of like???

[hayward2k]

Basically fit as birds, me being a drunken idiot with my mates. Some of me with a bint that was on a hen night. She dragged me into a toilet at one of the pubs we visited and said she was gonna give me a birthday present.

Who needs to pay for it when you have natural charm eh!

[davidmphill]

Not too sure my missus and my mates missus willl let us get upto your shenanigans when we go in early March!
Sounds like you had a toot sorry hoot!