Roulette machines

[THE WASP]

Do anybody have a decent system for roulette machines in betting shops?

I heard one that was put an equal amount on black and red and then around 40% of your stake on zero , the machine is programmed to pay out a certain percentage so the theory is if you back both red and black you are certain to win so the only way to beat you is by landing on zero.

I have never tried it but I can't imagine it working .

[aliando]

easy system that works every time - keep your money in your pocket and walk past them.

[AK1979]

Where's the fun in that

I thought you werent allowed on them unless you are Chinese anyway. That's the way it works where I live.

[Cassius Marcellus]

Never did likeThe Kowloon Road

[WorkingForTheEnemy]

the machine is programmed to pay out a certain percentage

When will people get over this obsession!! Its a random number generator , the same chances apply to a real live game of roulette i.e. in the long run you lose!

[friskyfitz]

Originally Posted by WorkingForTheEnemy

When will people get over this obsession!! Its a random number generator , the same chances apply to a real live game of roulette i.e. in the long run you lose!

People will NEVER learn......

[oriental_express]

if its computerised then its been "rigged" applies to online roulette, virtual horses etc

[Spooner]

I admit, I play these for a couple of quid....and it is a COUPLE OF QUID.

But people that come up with 'systems' for roulette myst be f*cking brain dead, its a random number genreator as someone has said.

Was in bookies yesterday placing my bets, had a few quid for Roulette so put my money in, Anyway number 5 came out then number 0 then number 5 again, There was some twat standing behind me saying, I dont believe this, I had £5 on 5 and £5 on 0 and now ive done my money and your on it, I would of won so much he said....

...This kind of comment really annoys me, One of the most annoying comments in the whole world, If you was still playing the f*cking numbers wouldnt of came out you think f*cking c*nt.

Ban these f*cking machines, You get a bunch of people that would never be in a bookies if there were no roulette machines, People that cant even speak f*cking english.

Chinese bloke walks into bookies. Gets £100 out and puts it in the machine. Wins £300 and collects. Goes back to that same machine and puts it all back in, Loses. Gets more money from hes pocket (They seem to have never ending cash) Sticks in £50 and gets upto £500 collects.....Puts it all back in and goes home happy....

...This is just an example of what I see on a daily basis in my local hills....Do you know what really f*cks me off? When you win a bet (on sports, yes they do have sports betting) and they cant pay you out because all the money is tied up in the pissing roulette machine, FFS!!!

Feel better now.

[Samba_SamPa]

Like Dan-o says I don't mind sticking a couple of £ in after I've stuck my bet on.

I know they're randomly generated numbers, but here's a concidental story...

Week past Saturday, I'd put my £1 lucky fifteen on, and put my £5er note change in the roulette machine [I pick 10 birthdays, 50p on each, and play til I have one losing spin].

Anyway, first number was 25, a winner, repeated bet and added 0 - so i would collect £12.50 if losing. Next number was 4, a winner, up to £30.50. Repeated bet, number was 34, a loser. I collected £25 and left richer than I went in.

Saturday just gone, I went in, put on my lucky fifteen, and went to the roulette machine with my fiver, pressed for the roulette to come... last two numbers were ...25...4 - immediately remembered last week's play, and stuck 25p on my 10 numbers instead, and £2.50 on 34 'on the off-chance'

It only went and bloody came in!!!!! 90 quid thankyou very much.

Pressed collect straight away and fairly skipped out the shop

[staffy]

Apparently the best numbers to pick are 16 and 28. gaurenteed to win with these.

[Cassius Marcellus]

Originally Posted by staffy

Apparently the best numbers to pick are 16 and 28. gaurenteed to win with these.

Once every 20 spins?

[staffy]

Originally Posted by Cassius Marcellus

Once every 20 spins?

maybe on a good day.

[WHUPUNTER]

The f*ckers are a nightmare ever since they were put in bookies.

Ages ago I was on ebay and typed in 'roulette systems' just to see what came up and it was 99p with no postage, so I thought bo**ocks, ill pay the 99p and have a laugh reading it.

Ive just stumbled across it now. Basically, its saying what the original post by THE WASP said that you have to bet on Red, Black and Green. It wanted me to put a £1 chip on Red, a £1 chip on Black and 2 £1 chips on Green for 30 spins until I hit a winner. If I hit green within 10 spins then thats the profit instantly, the minimum profit would be £50. The minimum for if you hit it in 20 spins is £30 and if you hit it in 10 spins then £10.

*DONT THESE THICK CNUTS REALISE THEYRE PROGRAMMED AGAINST THINGS LIKE THIS*

I was down the casino a year or so ago and I backed Red 22 times on the trot, doubling up each time and do you think it came in? Nope. Walked away and another 5 spins went by until finally Red came in. Totally random.

[WHUPUNTER]

The thing that makes me laugh, is theres actually people in the bookies who can tell what number is going to come in as soon as the ball is spun. Wheres the 'fun' in that ffs.

[WorkingForTheEnemy]

The thing that makes me laugh, is theres actually people in the bookies who can tell what number is going to come in as soon as the ball is spun. Wheres the 'fun' in that ffs.

I think you meant how sad is that!

[WHUPUNTER]

Well yeah but that makes me laugh cos they are idiots and cant see that theyre hard earned is going straight into Mr Hills or Mr Corals pockets. At least with the football/horses/greyhounds you have a chance.

[Cassius Marcellus]

William Hill and Joe Kagaletzki are both dead, they don't need the money now.

[WHUPUNTER]

lol how did I know someone would pick up on that

[Cassius Marcellus]

Watcha expect from a wide boy cockney geezer.......innit.

[Winner4Me]

Read this with interest. Yes all gambling machines are rigged. They will only pay out a percentage and yes they all use random number generator's.
I know some tricks for the fruit machine's especially the old type with the metal coin slots. hehe.
Also the old push pull slide 2p/10p thingy's.
Out of interest what is the roulette machnine called and who makes it (JPM,Barcrest etc?) Might have a word and get info on it.