I wuz robbed by a bookie !! - The Punters Lounge

Cassius Marcellus · 05-07-2008, 09:42

I iz knew to this bet ting and gambolling and ad a bet on a orsey I fort wood win.

Itz form figgers were 43643 but dis was over 2 miles ..innit....so Im finking when it goze over free miles it will give im a chance to ketchup the uvvers.

So I had a munkee on it at firty free to won but never saw da race as I had to go and sine on down da Jobsenter.

Da necks day I fined I wuz rite, I cheques in da ray sing post and is form figgers now read 43643F, and my mate tole me dat F mean first, but the bastids, dem wont pay me yout.

Pleez Miss Teross, get me my monies and I will send you arf.

Sorey for mi bad ingerlish but I iz a chav ...innit.

Spooner · 05-07-2008, 09:43

Carl · 05-07-2008, 09:44

Ya da man,innit

friskyfitz · 05-07-2008, 13:11

Nutter!!

Pocket Lady · 05-07-2008, 18:58

ffs CM -

rosy everywhere!!!

WHUPUNTER · 05-07-2008, 19:06

Quality CM, but you must of had a shit day to think that up and post it on here

staffy · 05-07-2008, 19:11

you are officially mad.

Cassius Marcellus · 05-07-2008, 21:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by WHUPUNTER

Quality CM, but you must of had a shit day to think that up and post it on here

Wes, when you have to log on to Betfair to try and make a shilling, every day is a shit day.

When you've got a million in the bank and you live off the interest, the day becomes shit free.

I'm in the former category, and just miss the latter by about £999,995-00p

Cassius Marcellus · 05-07-2008, 21:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by staffy

you are officially mad.

Frankie Fraser told me that.

Which was nice.

JackJarvis · 06-07-2008, 01:15

Brilliant!

SteveO · 06-07-2008, 01:25

Love it! Never a dull moment with you about Cas

.

uhudazflo · 08-07-2008, 23:35

excellent

05-07-2008, 09:42	#1 (permalink)
Cassius Marcellus Second - again Join Date: 12 Jun 2007 Location: Norfolk (ex-Londoner) Age: 57 Posts: 6,234 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	I wuz robbed by a bookie !! I iz knew to this bet ting and gambolling and ad a bet on a orsey I fort wood win. Itz form figgers were 43643 but dis was over 2 miles ..innit....so Im finking when it goze over free miles it will give im a chance to ketchup the uvvers. So I had a munkee on it at firty free to won but never saw da race as I had to go and sine on down da Jobsenter. Da necks day I fined I wuz rite, I cheques in da ray sing post and is form figgers now read 43643F, and my mate tole me dat F mean first, but the bastids, dem wont pay me yout. Pleez Miss Teross, get me my monies and I will send you arf. Sorey for mi bad ingerlish but I iz a chav ...innit. __________________ I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

05-07-2008, 09:43	#2 (permalink)
Spooner Legendary Punter Join Date: 10 Jun 2007 Location: Croydon...don't Age: 20 Posts: 1,838 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 3	Re: I wuz robbed by a bookie !!

05-07-2008, 09:44	#3 (permalink)
Carl -Woo Join Date: 06 Feb 2004 Location: Ewood Age: 36 Posts: 28,664	Re: I wuz robbed by a bookie !! Ya da man,innit __________________ www.farbets.co.uk "You don't burn out from going too fast. You burn out from going too slow and getting bored." Carpe Diem. <3

05-07-2008, 13:11	#4 (permalink)
friskyfitz Modest + Well Hung Punter Join Date: 22 Jul 2003 Location: Middle Earth Age: 35 Posts: 15,756 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 3	Re: I wuz robbed by a bookie !! Nutter!! __________________ When I was born, I was given a choice! A Big cock or a great memory - Ive forgotten what I chose!

05-07-2008, 18:58	#5 (permalink)
Pocket Lady Here fishy,fishy,fishy... Join Date: 29 Aug 2005 Location: At Home Age: 35 Posts: 8,091	Re: I wuz robbed by a bookie !! ffs CM - rosy everywhere!!! __________________ Money isn’t everything …............... unless you’re playing in a re-buy tournament.

05-07-2008, 19:06	#6 (permalink)
WHUPUNTER Shrewdie Punter Join Date: 31 Jan 2008 Location: Billericay, Essex. Posts: 891	Re: I wuz robbed by a bookie !! Quality CM, but you must of had a shit day to think that up and post it on here __________________ Dr Martens Lower Row Y Seat 256 2003/04 - 2008/09

05-07-2008, 19:11	#7 (permalink)
staffy God Punter Join Date: 08 Aug 2004 Location: Dudley Age: 30 Posts: 10,995	Re: I wuz robbed by a bookie !! you are officially mad. __________________ Pokerstars balance $673.03 last updated 16/08/08

06-07-2008, 01:15	#10 (permalink)
JackJarvis Never Say Die Punter Join Date: 05 May 2008 Location: Scotland Age: 18 Posts: 974	Re: I wuz robbed by a bookie !! Brilliant!

06-07-2008, 01:25	#11 (permalink)
SteveO Ich bin ein fisch! Join Date: 02 Apr 2007 Location: Cardiff Posts: 2,638 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	Re: I wuz robbed by a bookie !! Love it! Never a dull moment with you about Cas. __________________ Bring back Robbie Box!

08-07-2008, 23:35	#12 (permalink)
uhudazflo Dedicated Punter Join Date: 08 Feb 2008 Posts: 208	Re: I wuz robbed by a bookie !! excellent

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

Football Betting Tips	Free Bets	Australian Free Bets HOT	Odds Comparison	Soccer Punter
Bookmakers	Livescore	SoccerVista	Asian Handicap Betting Guide