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Old 18-05-2004, 05:08   #12 (permalink)
Mr Bookie Buster
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Jack Gambles are one of the most impressive Bookmakers on the Highstreet today. Although new, they have 10 times the turnover of Bet365 and twice the Turnover of Ladbrokes and William Hill combined. They recently launched their shares and the worth of Jack Gambles including their most impressive and world renowned casino - Jack Gambles Casino, is a total of £10 Billion. Their owner and founder Jack Gamble was recently voted in Forbes Magazine the most influencial business man in the World. If it wasn't for Bill Gates, Jack Gamble with his suspected worth of £23.25 Billion, would be the richest man in the world.

For anyone who does not follow politics, Tony Blair has a 40 minute meeting with Jack Gamble in Number 10, straight after Prime Ministers questions. Jack Gambles daughter, Michelle gamble is also rummered to be courting Prince William at the moment. Prince William has visited a Jack Gambles shop, numerous times over the last 6 months and there is talk that Jack Gamble has made a pass at Queen Lizzie 11 on his last visit to the palace. The reason nobody has heard about any of these incidents of course, is because, Jack Gamble owns half the media. Rupert Murdock owns the other half of the media, but Rupert and Jack are related somewhere down the line and they have agreed never to print a bad story about each other.

if you doubt anything I have said above, check out a newspaper whcih is not owned by either of these two. The only newspaper that comes to mind is "shatplyt", which is released on a weekly basis in the Rwandan province of Surptoin . The paper only has a readership of 880 people though.

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